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Not all error messages are helpful, some are just plain weird. Here's a nice gallery of weird errors.

Weird Error Messages | TechRepublic Photo Gallery

The one below is too funny, it seems to have caused a spacial rip in the fabric of time.
 
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My Computer

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PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell Hell oh Well
OS
Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo 2.93GHz
Memory
Not much with my ADHD
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Radeon HD 4350
Monitor(s) Displays
24" HDTV/Monitor
Screen Resolution
Blurry after a Scotch or 2
Hard Drives
1 HDD 250 GB, 1 HDD 1 TB, 3 - 1 TB Externals
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Don't get on my case...man :D
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I have an Air Conditioner & Diet Pepsi
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Saitek Cyborg
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10 yr old MS optical mouse that still works
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Never fast enough
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Various
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Various
:roflmao::roflmao:
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Home built
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
CPU
Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz
Motherboard
ASUS P4P800-VM Motherboard Chipset: Intel 865G + ICH5
Memory
2.50 GB RAM
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 7600 GS
Sound Card
SoundMax Integrated Digital Audio (Chip)
Monitor(s) Displays
ViewSonic VX 1962 wm
Screen Resolution
1680 X 1050
Hard Drives
Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 80 GB
ST380215A ATA Device 18.6 GB
Western Digital "My Book" external hard drive 750 GB
Cooling
Fan based
Keyboard
Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 2000 v10 USB
Mouse
Logitec optic USB
Internet Speed
3.01 Mb/s download 0.64 Mb/s upload
is this some sort of photoshop or real thing. we'll just want to confirmed. Funny BTW. :p
 

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window's 7
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core 2 quad
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gigabyte
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2gb corsair
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ati hd4850
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lg
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1600 X 900
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power logic
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none of the spec above is accurate
and it gets better

Nothing like a STRONG password policy...and we're talking strong here!

As you can imagine, users of Windows 2000 systems that were logged onto an MIT Kerberos realm were flabbergasted when they attempted to change their password and were informed that the new password must be 18,770 characters long and must be different from their last 30,689 passwords. Fortunately, the error wasn’t that common and was corrected in Windows 2000 Service Pack 3.
 
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My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell Hell oh Well
OS
Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo 2.93GHz
Memory
Not much with my ADHD
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Radeon HD 4350
Monitor(s) Displays
24" HDTV/Monitor
Screen Resolution
Blurry after a Scotch or 2
Hard Drives
1 HDD 250 GB, 1 HDD 1 TB, 3 - 1 TB Externals
Case
Don't get on my case...man :D
Cooling
I have an Air Conditioner & Diet Pepsi
Keyboard
Saitek Cyborg
Mouse
10 yr old MS optical mouse that still works
Internet Speed
Never fast enough
Antivirus
Various
Browser
Various
kucing13 said:
is this some sort of photoshop or real thing. we'll just want to confirmed. Funny BTW. :p
Click to expand...

These are real messages created by me (not error messages though)

Boyfriend.jpg

Girlfriend.jpg

Statue of Liberty.jpg
 

My Computer

Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP EliteBook 8530w Mobile Workstation
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo Processor P8600 (2.40 GHz, 3 MB L2 cache)
Motherboard
Mobile Intel PM45 Express Chipset ICH9M-Enhanced
Memory
4GB 800 MHz DDR2 SDRAM
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility FireGL V5700 with 256 MB
Sound Card
SoundMAX Integrated Digital HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
15.4-inch WXGA anti-glare (1280 x 800 resolution)
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800
Hard Drives
500GB + 1TB
Mouse
Synaptics PS/2 Port Touchpad, USB Mouse
Internet Speed
4 Mbps
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox, Chrome, IE
Other Info
Authentec AES2810 Fingerprint Reader
well kucing13, according to the gallery, these were real flubs.

What's REALLY scary is that I recently downloaded an upgrade to my BIOS and it says this on the program before you run it:

"Please EXITS all other windows programs before running"

Probably just a typo, but unnerving to see something like that on a BIOS upgrade...know what I mean?
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell Hell oh Well
OS
Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo 2.93GHz
Memory
Not much with my ADHD
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Radeon HD 4350
Monitor(s) Displays
24" HDTV/Monitor
Screen Resolution
Blurry after a Scotch or 2
Hard Drives
1 HDD 250 GB, 1 HDD 1 TB, 3 - 1 TB Externals
Case
Don't get on my case...man :D
Cooling
I have an Air Conditioner & Diet Pepsi
Keyboard
Saitek Cyborg
Mouse
10 yr old MS optical mouse that still works
Internet Speed
Never fast enough
Antivirus
Various
Browser
Various
These are funny and weird and make me laugh.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Advent
OS
Dual-boot: Windows 7 HP 32-bit SP1 & Windows XP Pro 32-bit SP2.
CPU
AMD Phenom X4 9550 2.8Ghz
Motherboard
FOXCONN A6VMX (Socket 940)
Memory
4.0GB RAM
Graphics Card(s)
256MB On-board ATI Radeon X1200 Series
Sound Card
UnKnown
Monitor(s) Displays
19" TFT Mointor
Screen Resolution
1400 by 900
Hard Drives
500GB Western Digital WDC
Keyboard
HP Keyboard
Internet Speed
Dial-up via Mobile phone (Three)
Other Info
80GB External Hard-drive.

Also I have an old Windows XP Laptop for backup/occasional use etc.
Borg 386 said:
Nothing like a STRONG password policy...and we're talking strong here!

As you can imagine, users of Windows 2000 systems that were logged onto an MIT Kerberos realm were flabbergasted when they attempted to change their password and were informed that the new password must be 18,770 characters long and must be different from their last 30,689 passwords. Fortunately, the error wasn’t that common and was corrected in Windows 2000 Service Pack 3.
Click to expand...

That would definitely be a strong password!!
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Home built
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
CPU
Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz
Motherboard
ASUS P4P800-VM Motherboard Chipset: Intel 865G + ICH5
Memory
2.50 GB RAM
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 7600 GS
Sound Card
SoundMax Integrated Digital Audio (Chip)
Monitor(s) Displays
ViewSonic VX 1962 wm
Screen Resolution
1680 X 1050
Hard Drives
Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 80 GB
ST380215A ATA Device 18.6 GB
Western Digital "My Book" external hard drive 750 GB
Cooling
Fan based
Keyboard
Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 2000 v10 USB
Mouse
Logitec optic USB
Internet Speed
3.01 Mb/s download 0.64 Mb/s upload
well. this two cracks me up

windows_05.jpg
funny-pictures-windows-xp-hibernate-ceiling-cat.jpg
 

My Computer

OS
window's 7
CPU
core 2 quad
Motherboard
gigabyte
Memory
2gb corsair
Graphics Card(s)
ati hd4850
Monitor(s) Displays
lg
Screen Resolution
1600 X 900
Case
power logic
Other Info
none of the spec above is accurate

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Advent
OS
Dual-boot: Windows 7 HP 32-bit SP1 & Windows XP Pro 32-bit SP2.
CPU
AMD Phenom X4 9550 2.8Ghz
Motherboard
FOXCONN A6VMX (Socket 940)
Memory
4.0GB RAM
Graphics Card(s)
256MB On-board ATI Radeon X1200 Series
Sound Card
UnKnown
Monitor(s) Displays
19" TFT Mointor
Screen Resolution
1400 by 900
Hard Drives
500GB Western Digital WDC
Keyboard
HP Keyboard
Internet Speed
Dial-up via Mobile phone (Three)
Other Info
80GB External Hard-drive.

Also I have an old Windows XP Laptop for backup/occasional use etc.

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Asus G73SW-XN2
OS
Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
CPU
Intel Core i7-2630QM@2GHz(2.9GHz Turbo Boost) [Sandy Bridge]
Motherboard
Asus G73SW (Intel HM65 Chipset)
Memory
Kingston DDR3 1333 16GB (4GBx4)
Graphics Card(s)
nVidia GTX 460m 1.5GB
Sound Card
EAX Advanced HD 5.0, THX TruStudio
Monitor(s) Displays
17.3 in. primary & 23 in. secondary
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
Seagate Momentus XT (SATA II) 500 GB @ 7200 RPM
Hitachi (SATA II) 500GB @ 7200 RPM

Non Raid because ASUS was crappy to choose an HM65 Chipset
Keyboard
Built-in 102-Key Backlit Keyboard
Other Info
It's a Laptop.

My Computer

Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP EliteBook 8530w Mobile Workstation
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo Processor P8600 (2.40 GHz, 3 MB L2 cache)
Motherboard
Mobile Intel PM45 Express Chipset ICH9M-Enhanced
Memory
4GB 800 MHz DDR2 SDRAM
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility FireGL V5700 with 256 MB
Sound Card
SoundMAX Integrated Digital HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
15.4-inch WXGA anti-glare (1280 x 800 resolution)
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800
Hard Drives
500GB + 1TB
Mouse
Synaptics PS/2 Port Touchpad, USB Mouse
Internet Speed
4 Mbps
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox, Chrome, IE
Other Info
Authentec AES2810 Fingerprint Reader
gladson1976 said:
arkhi said:
Borg 386 said:
Not all error messages are helpful, some are just plain weird. Here's a nice gallery of weird errors.

Weird Error Messages | TechRepublic Photo Gallery

The one below is too funny, it seems to have caused a spacial rip in the fabric of time.
Click to expand...


Question. The link from the above thread reference has a .com.com domain. WTF? :rolleyes:
Click to expand...

View attachment 77397
Hope that clears your doubt :)
Click to expand...

Oh, so it's a com website! That's pretty funny. THANKS! I thought a .com.com domain somehow existed. :thumbsup:
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Asus G73SW-XN2
OS
Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
CPU
Intel Core i7-2630QM@2GHz(2.9GHz Turbo Boost) [Sandy Bridge]
Motherboard
Asus G73SW (Intel HM65 Chipset)
Memory
Kingston DDR3 1333 16GB (4GBx4)
Graphics Card(s)
nVidia GTX 460m 1.5GB
Sound Card
EAX Advanced HD 5.0, THX TruStudio
Monitor(s) Displays
17.3 in. primary & 23 in. secondary
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
Seagate Momentus XT (SATA II) 500 GB @ 7200 RPM
Hitachi (SATA II) 500GB @ 7200 RPM

Non Raid because ASUS was crappy to choose an HM65 Chipset
Keyboard
Built-in 102-Key Backlit Keyboard
Other Info
It's a Laptop.
Most of those were hilarious!! I love stuff like that. :D:D
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom built/assembled myself
OS
Windows 8 Release Preview x64
CPU
AMD Phenom II X6 1100T Black Edition
Motherboard
ASUS M4A87TD/USB3
Memory
8 GB Kingston HyperX DDR3 1600
Graphics Card(s)
Gigabyte Radeon HD 7950 Windforce
Sound Card
Creative Sound Blaster Audigy 4
Monitor(s) Displays
Hanns.G HG281D 27"
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1200
Hard Drives
Western Digital Caviar Black 2 TB SATA-3
Seagate Barracuda 1 TB SATA-3
Western Digital Caviar SE16 500 GB SATA
Western Digital 1 TB External USB
PSU
Corsair HX850W
Case
Gigabyte 3D Aurora 570
Cooling
Stock heatsink/fan
Keyboard
Logitech G510
Mouse
Razer Imperator
Internet Speed
AT&T U-verse
Other Info
Samsung DVD+/-RW (SATA)
LG Blu-ray drive (SATA)
MOTU FastLane USB MIDI interface
E-MU 0404 USB audio interface
Logitech X-540 5.1 speakers
HP Photosmart 8150 printer
HP Scanjet 4070 scanner
Logitech RumblePad 2
funny-vista-error-message.jpg

data_execution.jpg

hardware-update.jpg

computer_message_screwed.jpg

A Guy :)
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
OS
Windows 10 Home x64
CPU
INTEL Core i5-750 Quad-Core 3.37GHz
Motherboard
ASUS P7P55D
Memory
HyperX Fury Black Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) 1866Mhz
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA GeForce GTX 750 Superclocked 1GB 128-Bit GDDR5
Monitor(s) Displays
LG 32MA68HY 32" IPS
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
Samsung 840 Evo 120GB, SEAGATE 500GB Barracuda® 7200.12, SATA 3 Gb/s, 7200 RPM, 16MB cache
PSU
ANTEC TruePower New TP-550, 80 PLUS, 550W
Case
ANTEC Three Hundred Illusion
Cooling
COOLER MASTER Hyper 212 Plus, 4 x 120mm 1 x 140mm Noctua's
Internet Speed
85 + Mbps
Antivirus
Avast
Browser
Vivaldi
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