"tanjooberrymutts" ...

[Dinesh]

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the
way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......
and you do, don't you!

 

[armyslowrdr]

Tankuverymuchos--dat was d awesomeness

 

[n0th1n9]

Thank you very much, that was awesome.

 

[boohbah]

you fu cofy..... lol decaf please

 

[Dinesh]

Ah laafed laaud-lee.

 

[derekimo]

:roflmao::roflmao:That was well worth the read, Thanks for that one!

 

[Dinesh]

:roflmao::roflmao:That was well worth the read, Thanks for that one!

I got it in my email last night.

 

[wallyinnc]

I had gotten that years ago, but it still made me cry with laughing.... Been there, done it...

 

[garysgold]

:roflmao: Good one.

 

[Uber Philf]

HAHAHA!

 

[Scotteq]

...lived in Japan for 7 years. After a full dose of the above (and yes, that's really what it's like), I decided to strike back. Learned Japanese, and now I can do that to *THEM*!!!

 

[garysgold]

...lived in Japan for 7 years. After a full dose of the above (and yes, that's really what it's like), I decided to strike back. Learned Japanese, and now I can do that to *THEM*!!!