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Puns about Technology (Programmers) :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
When your internet provider goes bankrupt it's a 'net loss.
The computer bug got caught in a spider website.
I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.
Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.
Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.
Technically speaking a programmer's favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays.
When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.
After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.
Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer.
If word processing a presentation about guns -- be sure to know how to use bullets.
If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz.
Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!
My rechargeable batteries are revolting
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.
Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.
I got a deal on a new computer, and they threw in the operating system to boot.
My computer is so slow it hertz.
Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
When your internet provider goes bankrupt it's a 'net loss.
The computer bug got caught in a spider website.
I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.
Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.
Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.
Technically speaking a programmer's favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays.
When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.
After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.
Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer.
If word processing a presentation about guns -- be sure to know how to use bullets.
If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz.
Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!
My rechargeable batteries are revolting
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.
Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.
I got a deal on a new computer, and they threw in the operating system to boot.
My computer is so slow it hertz.
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- iBuyPower Chimera X58
- OS
- Windows 8 Pro x64
- CPU
- Intel Core i7 920
- Motherboard
- Asus P6T Deluxe V2
- Memory
- 12GB (2GB x6) Triple Channel DDR3 1333 MHz
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Radeon HD 4870 X2 2GB GDDR5
- Sound Card
- Integrated Digital HD 7.1 Surround Sound
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 24.6-inch ASUS VW246H 20000:1 Contrast, 2 ms response time,
- Screen Resolution
- 1920x1080
- Hard Drives
- 1 TB 7200 RPM SATA II 3 GBps 16MB cache
- PSU
- NZXT 800W Gaming Series
- Case
- Guardian Inferno (Custom Painted NZXT Guardian 921)
- Cooling
- Thermaltake V1 Fan Cooling System OC Proof
- Keyboard
- Razer Lycosa
- Mouse
- iBuyPower Ergonomical Internet Mouse
- Internet Speed
- 11 MBps High-speed Cable
