Today [14.2¾]

[Layback Bear]

Whiskey bottles don't have labels like medicine bottles do.
They don't tell you when to use the whiskey or the amount needed.
So I use the BAD method.
BAD= Before, After, During method.

All my life 4 to 5 hours sleep was all I needed each day. I worked 5, 6, 7 days a week. Some time I wouldn't sleep for a couple of days. Never knew why.
After I retired I sleep a lot. Some times in the winter I get my days and nights backwards and I don't know why.
Sleep in the daytime and awake all night.
I was always told that some people just need more sleep than others.
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Kari from your post these are the two I like the best.

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

 

[Barman58]

I only drink if there's a "Y" in the Day (d)

 

[Stephanie]

My Dad gave up smoking one year ago today so I'm getting him a bottle of single malt tomorrow as a well done

Get him a nice cigar, too, it goes well with single malt .

:roflmao:..

 

[Dinesh]

I only drink if there's a "Y" in the Day (d)

:roflmao:

 

[Arc]

I only drink if there's a "Y" in the Day (d)

I know a person who drinks in two conditions only. If it rains and if it does not rain.

Otherwise he does not drink.

 

[Kari]

My vanity got a nice blow today.

I am a bit ashmed of my walking stick, which I according to the doctors need due balance issues caused by Ménière's disease. When I am going out to meet friends, I leave the stick home, thinking it makes me old.

Met two friends of mine today, was invited to a "wet lunch". On my way back home, standing on a tram stop, I lost my sense of balance so totally I just fell on street, back of my head first. Luckily I always wear a hat, it cushioned the blow a bit but I have once again spent all afternoon at emergency clinic, as they did not want me to leave alone so I had to wait Angie had time to pick me up.

Maybe I should accept the stick, even though it makes me feel and look old .

 

[z3r010]

Get a nice stick and then you look distinguished (you can also beat muggers around the head with it)

 

[nommy the first]

With this stick you wouldn't look old, you'd look flaming!

Nommy

 

[z3r010]

Still that looks old man, I don't know if this google search will paste but his is more the sort of thing - https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=s...Ooz0yAPayIGwDA&ved=0CDUQsAQ&biw=2560&bih=1292

 

[Barman58]

John - is that young lady half way down the search a remnant from some earlier search

Kari, get well soon my Friend

Maybe somthing like a Trekking pole /walking cane may give a more sporting look

 

[z3r010]

John - is that young lady half way down the search a remnant from some earlier search

That doesn't show in my search maybe it's from one of yours

You can always opt out of interest based stuff here - http://www.networkadvertising.org/choices/

 

[Kari]

This is my "selection". The aluminium one is orthopedic, made to me, the wooden one is something I use with formal wear as the aluminium one looks then especially stupid.



(Before someone asks, the young lady on the phone on one of the visible displays is Penny from the Big Bang Theory, watching the latest episode just now.)

 

[Barman58]

Curious, suppose it could be some filter that keeps it from your but not mine

The tags on the image do include Silver cane

 

[kado897]

I get it too.

 

[boohbah]

maybe a cane like this would be more up your street kari.

Brandy Smuggler Walking Cane Flask - The Green Head

 

[Joan Archer]

I get it when I follow Johns link, there's some nice canes there John with some fancy tops. Mine's just the usual adjustable stick and even if it does make me look old I need it so I'll use it, mind you I am old so.

 

[Layback Bear]

Be something special in a crowd.
Another option.

Bull Penis Canes | Unique Bull Organ Canes at FashionableCanes.com

 

[A Guy]

We joke, but I hope you are OK Kari? Your noggin has taken a thrashing lately

Get yourself a shillelagh, they may think you're Irish

A Guy

 

[Kari]

It's OK Bill, I deserve to be joked about .

 

[boohbah]

perhaps a skateboard helmet when you next go to the pub, then if you fall people will think you fell off your skateboard and think you are cool being able to skateboard...................... whilst pissed!