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[boohbah]

the ultimate geek stick kari.

smart walking stick with built in sat nav for elderly by fujitsu

No thanks, I do not belong to their target demographics:

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smart walking stick with built in sat nav for elderly by fujitsu
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But you are a good friend, I forgive you for mistakenly thinking so.

yeah i noticed that marketing flaw,
it should say "smart walking stick with built in sat nav for sophisticated pissheads "

 

[Barman58]

Julian, that should be "smart walking stick with built in sat nav for sophisticated mature single Malt connoisseurs"

 

[Kari]

yeah i noticed that marketing flaw,
it should say "smart walking stick with built in sat nav for sophisticated pissheads "

You would get along quite nicely with my wives 1 through 4; they too enjoy the art of finding me appropriate names .

Julian, that should be "smart walking stick with built in sat nav for sophisticated mature single Malt connoisseurs"

Thank you, sir!

 

[boohbah]

Julian, that should be "smart walking stick with built in sat nav for sophisticated mature single Malt connoisseurs"

same thing. different wrapper

You would get along quite nicely with my wives 1 through 4; they too enjoy the art of finding me appropriate names .

is it possible we have the same ex wife.

 

[Britton30]

Kari, why did you acquire wife #5? No disrespect to Angie. I'm on #3, she says she is my last wife.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Kari, why did you acquire wife #5? No disrespect to Angie. I'm on #3, she says she is my last wife.

Are you her last husband?
Hope she is not packing a 38 under her pillow!

THW

 

[Britton30]

Nah, it's only a 22 long rifle revolver.

 

[Kari]

Kari, why did you acquire wife #5? No disrespect to Angie. I'm on #3, she says she is my last wife.

To clarify: Only three of those exes have been wives, the fourth I meant was just a woman I lived with without being married. Officially Angie is #4, also known as my absolutely last wife.

 

[A Guy]

Kari, why did you acquire wife #5? No disrespect to Angie. I'm on #3, she says she is my last wife.

Because if you screw up, she's taking you out!

A Guy

 

[nommy the first]

Today I bought the entire collected works of Franz Kafka and Dostojewski.
Before I start with them I still need to finish the third part of Murakami's 1q84 and Das Kapital from Marx, but I'm really looking forward to reading them


Nommy

 

[kado897]

Sounds like heavy going to me Stefan.

 

[nommy the first]

It is indeed, but I really enjoy reading it
So much in fact that I've already read most of those books, I just want to read them again.


Nommy

 

[z3r010]

Today I bought the entire collected works of Franz Kafka and Dostojewski.
Before I start with them I still need to finish the third part of Murakami's 1q84 and Das Kapital from Marx, but I'm really looking forward to reading them


Nommy

Drop Boohbah a PM he's give you a list of really good porn sites.....much more appropriate for somebody of your age.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Today I bought the entire collected works of Franz Kafka and Dostojewski.
Before I start with them I still need to finish the third part of Murakami's 1q84 and Das Kapital from Marx, but I'm really looking forward to reading them


Nommy

Drop Boohbah a PM he's give you a list of really good porn sites.....much more appropriate for somebody of your age.

Here I thought Barman was queen of the Porn Sites

 

[boohbah]

i can do better than that, i just need to find the pm from john with the links for them.
then they are all yours.
plus if you tell us what floats your boat we can streamline the links to your taste.

if its any of that weird shit though you will have to ask dennis

 

[Arc]

:roflmao:
Nommy you stick with your books But you may short list some of them Or add W.W. Rostow to the list, to get a proper balance

 

[nommy the first]

Drop Boohbah a PM he's give you a list of really good porn sites.....much more appropriate for somebody of your age.

:roflmao:
I don't think my girlfriend will like me viewing those

plus if you tell us what floats your boat we can streamline the links to your taste.

if its any of that weird shit though you will have to ask dennis

Well if you insist, I'm really into brazilian fart porn and midgets. I guess I'll have to ask Dennis, right?

:roflmao:
Nommy you stick with your books But you may short list some of them Or add W.W. Rostow to the list, to get a proper balance

W.W. Rostow is added to my list, right after Marx and before Kafka. Thanks for the hint mate


Nommy

 

[z3r010]

I don't think my girlfriend will like me viewing those

I don't know, I think she'd like you to know what to do if things ever got that far

 

[boohbah]

google "cake farts" then

 

[nommy the first]

I don't think my girlfriend will like me viewing those

I don't know, I think she'd like you to know what to do if things ever got that far

google "cake farts" then

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the a****lo must come in contact with the frosting.

Erm :shock:


Nommy