Today

[Dinesh]

Yes its monday morning 3 am and i m still not feeling sleepy.

Ok, Look into my eyes, don't look anywhere else. only look into my eyes,,,,,,,......................and you're asleep.

LOL. That didnt help. May be I will need some pills to sleep.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Halloweiner.....

Talk of weiner's coming from a dancing pig? :roflmao:

Now you got me thinking of bacon

Phooey on bacon, I want ribs.

 

[jfar]

What would you get if you crossed a pig with an elephant. Huge rashers that you'd never forget.

 

[Tews]

What is this rashers that you speak of?? An infestation of chiggers??

 

[jfar]

No, stay away from Chiggers they're dangerous, they have been overheard saying things, when they are trying to cross with an elephant, such as, "Am I Hurting You".

 

[mickey megabyte]

man walks into the doctor's with bacon in his nose and both his ears.

"doctor, you gotta help, what's wrong with me?"

"you're not eating properly."

 

[jfar]

Hey Jfar, do you need this? View attachment 31922

Thanks.

 

[sergiogarcia9]

man walks into the doctor's with bacon in his nose and both his ears.

"doctor, you gotta help, what's wrong with me?"

"you're not eating properly."

Damn that avatar scared the crap out of me :shock:

 

[zigzag3143]

Kitty does look evil.

 

[Barman58]

Erm- looks like someone should change their name to mickey moggiebyte

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

man walks into the doctor's with bacon in his nose and both his ears.

"doctor, you gotta help, what's wrong with me?"

"you're not eating properly."

I like that avatar.

 

[mickey megabyte]

Erm- looks like someone should change their name to mickey moggiebyte

:roflmao:

 

[Kari]

Man walks into a bar, orders seven whiskeys and bacon. He then puts the bacon in both of his ears, drinks the whiskey shots one by one, removes the bacon, pays and leaves.

This happens four days in a row. On the fifth day he arrives once again, this time the barman (our Barman?) decides to find out what that bacon thing means.

• "Seven whiskeys and bacon, please"
• "Sorry, we have no bacon today"
• "It's OK. Give me seven whiskeys and two carrots"

Barman doesn't know what to say, so he just gives what the customer orders. The customer puts the carrots into his ears, drinks the shots, removes the carrots, asks for a bill, pays and is just leaving when the barman can't take it anymore.

• "Sir, please tell me what's that with carrots in your ears when you drink the whiskey?"
• "What a stupid question, barman! You told me yourself you didn't have any bacon!"

 

[jfar]

man walks into the doctor's with bacon in his nose and both his ears.

"doctor, you gotta help, what's wrong with me?"

"you're not eating properly."

I like that avatar.

Judging by yours, don't look now but I think he has you.

 

[thefabe]

That cat looks like he's getting read to play cat scracth fever.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Actually, this is one of my favs.

 

[jfar]

Kari, I like the way you spelled Whiskey correctly.

 

[jfar]

Talking about cars,
A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that
every time he farts it sounds like honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the
problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist
announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll
have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says
the dentist.
Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes
farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the
dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up
he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess
makes the fart go honda.

 

[sergiogarcia9]

Actually, this is one of my favs.

Easter bunny



Dead easter bunny :shock: :devil2:

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Talking about cars,
A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that
every time he farts it sounds like honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the
problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist
announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll
have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says
the dentist.
Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes
farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the
dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up
he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess
makes the fart go honda.