Today

[sergiogarcia9]

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny


Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!


Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.


Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.


Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.


Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.


Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.


Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.


Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.


Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.


Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.


Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?
A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.


Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.


Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.


Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.


Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold.


Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.


Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.


Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.


Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.


Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.


Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise


Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.


Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.


Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.


Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.


Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
[SIZE=+2]A. Thistle have to do!

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[Kari]

Kari, I like the way you spelled Whiskey correctly.

Real Single Malt is always written Whisky. The man in the joke drinks bourbon, so I gave up and wrote Whiskey like Americans do. As a dedicated Whisky lover I couldn't write bourbon, Whiskey was as far as I was willing to go.

Whisky is something you enjoy with good friends and a cigar, no hurry. Room temperature, absolutely no ice, only a dash of water. It's single malt, has smokey smell and light, woody aftertaste.

Whiskey is these blended brown liquids you drink as shots or destroy with ice or, even worse with coke or soda, and you need to have a beer later to wash the taste away...

Kari

EDIT: I guess this is a topic I should not start to discuss with somebody from the land of The Paddy and the Power!

 

[Zen00]

One of the reasons I don't drink. It's too complicated.

 

[Tews]

Kari, I like the way you spelled Whiskey correctly.

Real Single Malt is always written Whisky. The man in the joke drinks bourbon, so I gave up and wrote Whiskey like Americans do. As a dedicated Whisky lover I couldn't write bourbon, Whiskey was as far as I was willing to go.

Whisky is something you enjoy with good friends and a cigar, no hurry. Room temperature, absolutely no ice, only a dash of water. It's single malt, has smokey smell and light, woody aftertaste.

Whiskey is these blended brown liquids you drink as shots or destroy with ice or, even worse with coke or soda, and you need to have a beer later to wash the taste away...

Kari

+1 A man after my own heart!! Nothing like a snifter of Glenfiddich and a Fuentes Fuentes OpusX enjoyed with friends....

 

[patio]

5 TD passes in 1 quarter.....guess Brady got tired of all the pundits saying he isn't back.

 

[holo88]

today sucks. present tense. I'm sure it's going to suck into tomorrow as well. Maybe even Wednesday, too.

My stray cats have coated most every surface in my house with s*** skid. the neighbors dog got into my yard, and wouldn't stop barking. Easily fixed with target practice (i need more practice..), And for some reason every sound in the perpetual void of the universe has been driving me bonkers. i think i might be loosing it.

-cheers

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

I'm thinking I may re-install W 7.

 

[Barman58]

I'm thinking I may re-install W 7.

I think someone is missing the leaks

 

[Tews]

H1N1 is often a misdiagnosis of H5N1, of course its possible its not H5N1 but H5N3 in which case its not any variety of pig flu at all, but the dreaded avian flu... In any event, I hope you feel better soon...

Rx: 1Oz of Makers Mark q15 min until desired effects achieved....

 

[Zen00]

Drink orange juice till you see orangutans.

 

[Tews]

Drink orange juice till you see orangutans.

I would advise against this as everyone knows that orangutans have an insatiable desire for Makers Mark, and they will steal you blind....

 

[Zen00]

The good thing is, older people recover just fine from Swine Flu, as it's a variant of an older flue that most older people have immunities to already.

 

[Tews]

Antman..I think he just called you an Old Man!! I think its time to deploy CockBots2 for a little recon job!!

 

[zigzag3143]

Porcine Influenza alert!!

 

[mickey megabyte]

can you catch it from reading posts from an infected person?

 

[zigzag3143]

Virtually. Its called bozone

 

[Tews]

Virtually. Its called bozone

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

I'm thinking I may re-install W 7.

I think someone is missing the leaks

You know me, I fool around with 'stuff' 'till I break it, then I gotta fix it.

Antman..I think he just called you an Old Man!! I think its time to deploy CockBots2 for a little recon job!!

You beat me to this! :roflmao:

 

[sergiogarcia9]

Today I created a new website Even free, with Byethost. Had some trouble installing phpBB3 but i got great help from Steve (mansrm81) so i got through it. Now we (me and Steve) are working on the site, adding skins, content, mods and getting it started. If you want to have a look at the site or the free hosting i have put a few links below Now i'm off to bed, see you all tomorrow

SG9 Designs » Index page

Free Hosting


- Sergio

 

[Zen00]

Looks awesome so far, may I suggest in the logo at the top you capitalize the first word of each part of "Our Work, your ideas". Currently it gives the idea that the ideas are subservient to you.