Unfortunate place names

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Dwarf

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Here is a list of places with unfortunate, and in some cases, embarrassing names. If you know of any more, then please feel free to add them (clean ones, please). ;)

Cockington, Devon
Nob End, Lancashire
Twat, Orkney
Thong, Kent
Pratts Bottom, near Orpington in Kent
Crapstone, Devon
Cockermouth, Cumbria
Piddle Valley, Dorset
Shitterton, Dorset
 

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Blueballs, Pennsylvania
 

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Acock's Green(Birmingham).
Beer(Devon).
 

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Poowong (Victoria
Tittybong (Victoria
Mount Buggery (Victoria
Dunnydoo (New South Wales
Fannie Bay (Northern Territory
 

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Put together
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Microsoft optical
Willyholes (NE Scotland)
 

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FrenchLick, In..
 

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Penistone, UK
Middelfart, in central Denmark
Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
****ing, Austria.
Crotch Crescent, UK
Crapstone, UK
Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA
Boring, Oregon, USA
Accident, Maryland, USA
Wetwang, UK
Hell, Michigan, USA
Hooker, Oklahoma, USA
Embarrass, Minnesota, USA
Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania, USA
Titty Ho, UK
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15 Most Unfortunate Town Names - Oddee.com (funny town names, funny city names...)

I thought about posting these because of some of them are swear words. I guess its not swearing because they are named that anyway. lol :p.
 

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Toshiba
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I will Fill in my Specs soon
Bong Bong - State: NSW
Burpengary - State: QLD
Burrumbuttock - State: NSW
Chinaman's Knob - State: VIC
Cock Wash - State: SA
Cockburn - State: WA
Delicate Nobby - State: NSW
Humpybong - State: QLD
Ozenkadnook - State: VIC
Yackandandah - State: VIC
Yorkeys Knob - State: QLD
 

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LAPTOP. HP Pavilion dv7-4010TX .
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8 DDR 3 RAM. 1066MHZ
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ATI 1024 MB. DDR3. Radeon HD5650
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17.3" High Definition Brightview LCD. LED Backlit.
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1600 x 900.
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640GB
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Laptop / notebook.
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Logitech Anywhere mouse. MX.
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ADSL [ but too slow ]
It does make you wonder just who gave them the names in the first place :D
 

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I remember being in Denmark on vacation in a place called SædBalle.
For everyone (I think most of you) who doesn't know nordic languages, SædBalle means SpermTesticle
Or SpermNut in norwegian xD
 

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Don't ban me :D

****ing, Austria

fucking-austria3.jpg

F***ing Austria

A Guy
 

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And the sign below says "Please, not so Fast"!!!!????!!!!
 
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