White House shoots down petition to build Death Star

[A Guy]

The White House has rejected a proposal to build a Death Star, saying that in addition to its prohibitive construction costs, the current administration does not advocate destroying other planets.

However, in a playful, "Star Wars"-inspired response titled "This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For," Paul Shawcross, the chief of the science and space branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget, explains that construction of the universe's ultimate weapon would cost $850 quadrillion ($850,000,000,000,000,000). The administration also said it was reluctant to spend such an uncountable amount on "a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship."

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A Guy

 

[Gadsdan]

Ah, come on! Obama has never let a little spending get in his way before!

 

[LittleJay]

What's another paltry $850 quadrillion, when the US can't pay back what it owes already!