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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"
~ Rodney Dangerfield
“He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever”
Chinese Proverb
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
~Christopher Marlowe
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