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[Kari]

The petomane refernce is of course the right answer. Sorry Liquidsnack, apparently I only read first line of your answer.

I find it quite amusing that screenwriters of that series name a small girls ballet school ""Small Farters".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

 

[Imperfect1]

The petomane refernce is of course the right answer. Sorry Liquidsnack, apparently I only read first line of your answer.

I find it quite amusing that screenwriters of that series name a small girls ballet school ""Small Farters".

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane[/URL]

Very amusing!

Here's the actual text of the Wikipedia article. While I was reading it, part of me was fascinated - (having never heard of Josph Pujol before), and the other part of me was saying: WTI (Waaaaaaay too much information!)

"Le Pétomane (

/ləˈpɛtəmeɪn/, French pronunciation: [ləpetɔˈman]) was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857–1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".[1]
It is a common misconception to state that Joseph Pujol actually farted as part of his stage performance. Farting implies the release through the anus of intestinal gases. Pujol was "gifted" in the sense that he was able to inhale air into his rectum and then control the release of that air using his sphincter muscles (avoiding any associated odour). Evidence of his ability to control those muscles can be seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers."

 

[Dwarf]

Along similar lines, here is a question.

Who was obliged to perform for King Henry II at Christmas Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum ?

You should be able to find the answer by following the links on the aforementioned Wikipedia article on Le Pétomane.

 

[Imperfect1]

Along similar lines, here is a question.

Who was obliged to perform for King Henry II at Christmas Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum ?

You should be able to find the answer by following the links on the aforementioned Wikipedia article on Le Pétomane.

Roland the Farter

(Do I get a prize?) (d)

 

[Carl Lawrence]

I am at the library at the moment, because my computer broke down yesterday evening. I have rang PC World and they have got a techinican coming to my place on this Tuesday (16/11/10) and hopefully fix it on site. I am covered by their extended warranty. If he cannot fix it on site, he will take the tower away to their lab and fix it there, which can take up to 2 weeks to fix.

I will give you an update either on 16/11/10 from my PC, if it is fixed of course. Or on 17/11/10 from the library. Either way I will give you an update next week.

So I will not be on the forums until 16/11/10 at the earlist.

 

[noobvious]

I am at the library at the moment, because my computer broke down yesterday evening. I have rang PC World and they have got a techinican coming to my place on this Tuesday (16/11/10) and hopefully fix it on site. I am covered by their extended warranty. If he cannot fix it on site, he will take the tower away to their lab and fix it there, which can take up to 2 weeks to fix.

I will give you an update either on 16/11/10 from my PC, if it is fixed of course. Or on 17/11/10 from the library. Either way I will give you an update next week.

So I will not be on the forums until 16/11/10 at the earlist.

I hope they get it sorted for you....I'd be :banghead: without my Internet for that many days!

 

[Dwarf]

Along similar lines, here is a question.

Who was obliged to perform for King Henry II at Christmas Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum ?

You should be able to find the answer by following the links on the aforementioned Wikipedia article on Le Pétomane.

Roland the Farter

(Do I get a prize?) (d)

Here's your prize (quite appropriate, I think):



Now, what is the English translation of the above Latin phrase?

 

[spinifex]

Along similar lines, here is a question.

Who was obliged to perform for King Henry II at Christmas Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum ?

You should be able to find the answer by following the links on the aforementioned Wikipedia article on Le Pétomane.

Roland the Farter

(Do I get a prize?) (d)

Here's your prize (quite appropriate, I think):

View attachment 113381

Now, what is the English translation of the above Latin phrase?

That's easy. I thought everyone know that.

(one jump, one whistle, and one fart)

 

[dobhar]

The petomane refernce is of course the right answer. Sorry Liquidsnack, apparently I only read first line of your answer.

I find it quite amusing that screenwriters of that series name a small girls ballet school ""Small Farters".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Along similar lines, here is a question.

Who was obliged to perform for King Henry II at Christmas Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum ?

You should be able to find the answer by following the links on the aforementioned Wikipedia article on Le Pétomane.

Roland the Farter

(Do I get a prize?) (d)

Here's your prize (quite appropriate, I think):

View attachment 113381

Now, what is the English translation of the above Latin phrase?

Now that's funny!

 

[Imperfect1]

Along similar lines, here is a question.

Who was obliged to perform for King Henry II at Christmas Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum ?

You should be able to find the answer by following the links on the aforementioned Wikipedia article on Le Pétomane.

Roland the Farter

(Do I get a prize?) (d)

Here's your prize (quite appropriate, I think):

View attachment 113381

Now, what is the English translation of the above Latin phrase?

Ya mean the above early Latin phrase "whoopee cushion" or that slightly more recent Latin phrase, "Fartapalooza.com"?

 

[LiquidSnak]

The petomane refernce is of course the right answer. Sorry Liquidsnack, apparently I only read first line of your answer.

I find it quite amusing that screenwriters of that series name a small girls ballet school ""Small Farters".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Two and a half men used to be basically the only show worth watching at seven PM. When you have basic cable that consists of ~18 channels, there is not much to watch. The top hat that doesn't belong to anyone weirds me out though.

 

[dobhar]

So "Today" I have the day off (Monday as well) so I just going to chill out and hang with my dogs (Meeko & Punkee), my Laptop, and my TV (watch movies and sports). Oh yeah...going to try and be a post wh*re as well...

 

[The Howling Wolves]

So "Today" I have the day off (Monday as well) so I just going to chill out and hang with my dogs (Meeko & Punkee), my Laptop, and my TV (watch movies and sports). Oh yeah...going to try and be a post wh*re as well...

Hey dobhar,
What do you mean..............going to try and be a post wh*re as well...
I thought that was a given fact!:roflmao::haha:

 

[spinifex]

So "Today" I have the day off (Monday as well) so I just going to chill out and hang with my dogs (Meeko & Punkee), my Laptop, and my TV (watch movies and sports). Oh yeah...going to try and be a post wh*re as well...

Hey dobhar,
What do you mean..............going to try and be a post wh*re as well...
I thought that was a given fact!:roflmao::haha:

:busted: Yes, we know who the post wh*re really is.:haha:

(Sorry about the quality.

 

[A Guy]

Does he have an erection or something?

Trust you to come up with that one. :roflmao:

I'd hate to think Kari would spot that at all, much less in passing and go back to find it :shock:

A Guy

 

[Darician]

I've been thinking about buying a TV (HD) or a new Video Card (GTX 460) and a few games instead. I was leaning toward the video card for a while but after having the internet and phones at my house go out yesterday and stay down until earlier today (resolution at about 5 PM), I decided to buy the new TV instead. Bought a 50" Samsung Plasma 1080p TV. Very happy with my purchase, only cost me $900. I'm sure I'll be moaning and groaning come Black Friday with all the discounts out there though.

In the meantime, I love my new TV. Amazing to me that I can plug in my USB Hard Drive to the TV and watch videos straight off of it. And what's more, unlike my Xbox 360, the TV can read NTFS formatted hard drives. I love it!

 

[spinifex]

Good choice, and you can still play games.
Now to hook the TV up to the computer.

 

[ionbasa]

I just made myself my very first sig in photoshop cs5. its a mashup of oll the "windows" logos, and one of os/2

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

I've been thinking about buying a TV (HD) or a new Video Card (GTX 460) and a few games instead. I was leaning toward the video card for a while but after having the internet and phones at my house go out yesterday and stay down until earlier today (resolution at about 5 PM), I decided to buy the new TV instead. Bought a 50" Samsung Plasma 1080p TV. Very happy with my purchase, only cost me $900. I'm sure I'll be moaning and groaning come Black Friday with all the discounts out there though.

In the meantime, I love my new TV. Amazing to me that I can plug in my USB Hard Drive to the TV and watch videos straight off of it. And what's more, unlike my Xbox 360, the TV can read NTFS formatted hard drives. I love it!

Congrats on your new purchase.. it's always a pleasure to have something go as planned... seems your has...Enjoy !!!

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

I just made myself my very first sig in photoshop cs5. its a mashup of oll the "windows" logos, and one of os/2

This looks great.. Congrats on a job so well done .