Let's hear those 'crazy' Theories!

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I thought this might be something fun to do.

The idea is simple really just post about crazy theories, your own, other people's.
That story the crazy guy at the bus stop told you.

The crazier the better, doesn't hurt if they might be a little funny too.

My father once joked about a strange group of wealthy midgets that made sure road projects took longer than they were supposed too.

...he did sober up later, honestly.

Anyhow, hopefully this isn't a lost idea I thought it had potential.
 

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OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.
 

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HP 355 G2 laptop
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OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.
You have found the secret of the universe. :shock:
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center. :cry:
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.
 

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Hopalong/ Godzilla
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Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
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Intel Core i7-870 Lynnfield 2.93GHz LGA 1156 95W Quad-Core
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ASUS P7P55D-E PRO
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COOLER MASTER Silent Pro RS850-AMBAJ3-US 850W Modular
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The craziest thing I have heard was when one of my friends asked me

"what if you're in a coma right now and this is all a dream?"

It was so hard to wrap my mind around that. I found it pretty crazy ;)
 

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64bit
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750gb
...My father once joked about a strange group of wealthy midgets that made sure road projects took longer than they were supposed to...
I'll bet they all lived in Cleveland, too. :p

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.
 

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Self
OS
Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
CPU
Main - Core i7 2600K; 2nd - Core i7 920
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Main - Asus P8Z68-V Pro/Gen3; 2nd - Gigabyte GA-EX58-UDR3
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Main - 16GB Corsair Vengeance; 2nd - 12GB Corsair Vengeance
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Both: Onboard Realtek Azalia
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Main - 1920x1080 (All Three Monitors); 2nd - Upgrading Soon
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Main - (1) Crucial M4 128GB (Boot)
Main - (1) Seagate 2TB 64MB Cache (Data)
Main - (1) Seagate 2TB 64MB Cache (Data Backup)
2nd - (1) Intel X25-M SSD 80GB (Boot)
2nd - (3) Seagate 1TB 32MB Cache (Data Backup)
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Main - OCZ 600W Modular; 2nd - OCZ 600W
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Main - Corsair H80; 2nd - Prolimatech Megahalems
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Main - Razer Reclusa; 2nd - Old MS Keyboard
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Main - Logitech MX Revolution; 2nd - Old MS Mouse
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20Mbps Time-Warner Cable
OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.
You have found the secret of the universe. :shock:
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center. :cry:
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.
Could this be the answer? :huh:
 

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PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dwarf Dwf/11/2012 r09/2013
OS
Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
CPU
Intel Core-i5-3570K 4-core @ 3.4GHz (Ivy Bridge) (OC 4.4GHz)
Motherboard
ASRock Z77 Extreme4-M
Memory
4 x 4GB DDR3-1600 Corsair Vengeance CMZ8GX3M2A1600C9B (16GB)
Graphics Card(s)
MSI GeForce GTX770 Gaming OC 2GB
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition on board solution (ALC 898)
Monitor(s) Displays
ViewSonic VA1912w Widescreen (VGA)
Screen Resolution
1440x900
Hard Drives
OCZ Agility 3 SSD 120GB SATA III x2 (RAID 0)
Samsung HD501LJ 500GB SATA II x2
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XFX Pro Series 850W Semi-Modular
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Gigabyte IF233
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1 x 120mm Front Inlet 1 x 120mm Rear Exhaust
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Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 3000 (USB)
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Microsoft Comfort Mouse 3000 for Business (USB)
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Avast! 8.0.1497
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IE 11
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Lexmark S305 Printer/Scanner/Copier (USB)
WEI Score: 8.1/8.1/8.5/8.5/8.25
Asus Eee PC 1011PX Netbook (Windows 7 x86 Starter)
I worked in Vineyards for number of years, had this guy working with us he was alcoholic, he said if you continually eat wine grapes & drink water you will eventually get drunk, poor guy, wishful thinking for him
 

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Scorpion Technology
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Windows 7 64 bit Home Premium
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Intel Core Quad i7 870(2.93 Ghz /8MB /Quad Core
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Gigabyte GA-P55- USB3 Intel
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Kingston 4 GB Kit (2x2GB) PC-10600 (1333MHz) DDR3
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Gainward Geforce GTS-450 (930Mhz), 1GB GDDDR5 (4000Mhz)
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Onboard 7.1 Channel
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1440x900
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1TB Santa111 64MB Cache 7200 RPM
PSU
Antec 750W
OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.
You have found the secret of the universe. :shock:
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center. :cry:
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.
Could this be the answer? :huh:
...and we lived in Arlington, VA at the time she was young - right across the river from good old Washington D.C. :eek:
 

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Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Self
OS
Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
CPU
Main - Core i7 2600K; 2nd - Core i7 920
Motherboard
Main - Asus P8Z68-V Pro/Gen3; 2nd - Gigabyte GA-EX58-UDR3
Memory
Main - 16GB Corsair Vengeance; 2nd - 12GB Corsair Vengeance
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Main - XFX Radeon 6870 1GB; 2nd - XFX Radeon 4870 1GB
Sound Card
Both: Onboard Realtek Azalia
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Main - Hann 25" + I-INC 25" + Acer 23"; 2nd - Upgrading Soon
Screen Resolution
Main - 1920x1080 (All Three Monitors); 2nd - Upgrading Soon
Hard Drives
Main - (1) Crucial M4 128GB (Boot)
Main - (1) Seagate 2TB 64MB Cache (Data)
Main - (1) Seagate 2TB 64MB Cache (Data Backup)
2nd - (1) Intel X25-M SSD 80GB (Boot)
2nd - (3) Seagate 1TB 32MB Cache (Data Backup)
2nd - (1) Seagate 320GB (Because)
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Main - OCZ 600W Modular; 2nd - OCZ 600W
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Main - Corsair H80; 2nd - Prolimatech Megahalems
Keyboard
Main - Razer Reclusa; 2nd - Old MS Keyboard
Mouse
Main - Logitech MX Revolution; 2nd - Old MS Mouse
Internet Speed
20Mbps Time-Warner Cable
Well there you go. Conclusive proof. :p
 

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Dwarf Dwf/11/2012 r09/2013
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Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
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Intel Core-i5-3570K 4-core @ 3.4GHz (Ivy Bridge) (OC 4.4GHz)
Motherboard
ASRock Z77 Extreme4-M
Memory
4 x 4GB DDR3-1600 Corsair Vengeance CMZ8GX3M2A1600C9B (16GB)
Graphics Card(s)
MSI GeForce GTX770 Gaming OC 2GB
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition on board solution (ALC 898)
Monitor(s) Displays
ViewSonic VA1912w Widescreen (VGA)
Screen Resolution
1440x900
Hard Drives
OCZ Agility 3 SSD 120GB SATA III x2 (RAID 0)
Samsung HD501LJ 500GB SATA II x2
Hitachi HDS721010CLA332 1TB SATA II
Iomega 1.5TB Ext USB 2.0
WD 2.0TB Ext USB 3.0
PSU
XFX Pro Series 850W Semi-Modular
Case
Gigabyte IF233
Cooling
1 x 120mm Front Inlet 1 x 120mm Rear Exhaust
Keyboard
Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 3000 (USB)
Mouse
Microsoft Comfort Mouse 3000 for Business (USB)
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NetGear DG834Gv3 ADSL Modem/Router (Ethernet) ~4.0 Mb/s (O2)
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Avast! 8.0.1497
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IE 11
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Optical Drive: HL-DT-ST BD-RE BH10LS30 SATA Bluray
Lexmark S305 Printer/Scanner/Copier (USB)
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Asus Eee PC 1011PX Netbook (Windows 7 x86 Starter)
ever wonder what they wipe with?

President-Bush-Toilet-Paper_BA4656F1.jpg
 

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Hewlett packard/p6512uk
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FOXCONN 2AA9
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1360x 768
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(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
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?
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air!
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wireless hp
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wireless Hp,optical
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1.10mb/s
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MSE
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Firefox
They other day I heard a liberal try to explain how welfare addicts realy don't exist.
 

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10 x64 | 7 x64
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MSI 990 FXA | K53e
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CoolMaster Centurion 534+
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RoadRunner
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I hate the smell of friggin corn chip butt breath snacks.
Just heard another one, a guy spent 15 minutes telling me how he could prove bob barker is an immortal.

...wish I could remember everything he said it was just enough fact to make a good story.
 

My Computer My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Insane hobo technologies. ;-)
OS
Windows 7 x64
CPU
Intel i7 2600k
Motherboard
Asrock z68 extreme 4 gen 3
Memory
G.skill Ripjaw 16gigs @ 1866
Graphics Card(s)
Nvidia gtx580 (evga)
Sound Card
Integrated HD audio + hdmi
Monitor(s) Displays
24" ASUS widescreen + 42" insignia
Screen Resolution
1080p (1920x1080)
Hard Drives
128 Samsung 830
256 Samsung 840
3 x 1tb storage drive (various)
1 western digital 1tb (eSATA)
1 Seagate 1tb (eSATA)
PSU
1 kilowatt SLI/Crossfire rated Silverstone modular
Case
NZXT Phantom + additional 220 fan
Cooling
Zalmann
Keyboard
Microsoft wireless 3000 (v2)
Mouse
MS - wireless 5000 (bluetrack)
Internet Speed
depends on if you ask me or my provider.
Other Info
The above information is provided as is, and the author assumes no responsibility for issues it may cause with your sanity or fanboyism.
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