Let's hear those 'crazy' Theories!

[Maguscreed]

I thought this might be something fun to do.

The idea is simple really just post about crazy theories, your own, other people's.
That story the crazy guy at the bus stop told you.

The crazier the better, doesn't hurt if they might be a little funny too.

My father once joked about a strange group of wealthy midgets that made sure road projects took longer than they were supposed too.

...he did sober up later, honestly.

Anyhow, hopefully this isn't a lost idea I thought it had potential.

 

[Chilidawg]

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

 

[Hopalong X]

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

You have found the secret of the universe. :shock:
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center.
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

 

[rare]

The craziest thing I have heard was when one of my friends asked me

"what if you're in a coma right now and this is all a dream?"

It was so hard to wrap my mind around that. I found it pretty crazy

 

[profdlp]

...My father once joked about a strange group of wealthy midgets that made sure road projects took longer than they were supposed to...

I'll bet they all lived in Cleveland, too.

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.

 

[Dwarf]

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

You have found the secret of the universe. :shock:
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center.
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.

Could this be the answer? :huh:

 

[Shamone]

I worked in Vineyards for number of years, had this guy working with us he was alcoholic, he said if you continually eat wine grapes & drink water you will eventually get drunk, poor guy, wishful thinking for him

 

[profdlp]

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

You have found the secret of the universe. :shock:
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center.
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.

Could this be the answer? :huh:

...and we lived in Arlington, VA at the time she was young - right across the river from good old Washington D.C.

 

[Dwarf]

Well there you go. Conclusive proof.

 

[boohbah]

ever wonder what they wipe with?

 

[Fantail]

They other day I heard a liberal try to explain how welfare addicts realy don't exist.

 

[Maguscreed]

Just heard another one, a guy spent 15 minutes telling me how he could prove bob barker is an immortal.

...wish I could remember everything he said it was just enough fact to make a good story.