Quote of the Day - [3]

[DocBrown]

Adventure is not outside: it is within.

Chinese Fortune Cookie for Today!

 

[Britton30]

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.
Dr. Emmet Brown

 

[Dsprague]

The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,
Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate
Planning."

 

[A Guy]

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
~Mark Twain

A Guy

 

[Dsprague]

Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

 

[Britton30]

Famous last words....
"Hey ya'll, watch this!"

 

[NoelDP]

(Ah - the cry of the Darwin Award winners!)

 

[Gary]

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people.

Alexis Carrel

 

[A Guy]

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
~Rabbi Julius Gordon

A Guy

 

[Britton30]

(Ah - the cry of the Darwin Award winners!)

True, that.

 

[Arc]

People need loving the most when the deserve it the least.

_ John Harrigan.

 

[Dsprague]

Check it out, send me comments, and dance joyously in the streets,
-- Linus Torvalds announcing 2.0.27

 

[koolkat77]

Never mix your words with your mood because you'll have many options to change your mood but you'll never get any option to replace your spoken words.
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Some times burning bridges is the ONLY way that can prevent you from going back to places you should never have been in the first place.
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Life can hit you from all directions but how fast you get up and recover shows just how strong of a person you are.

 

[A Guy]

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
~De La Lastra's Law

A Guy

 

[Dsprague]

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't
they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five
years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
-- The Best of Will Rogers

 

[Britton30]

“All parts should go together without forcing. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.”
― IBM maintenance manual 1975 :shock:

 

[A Guy]

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
~E. B. White

A Guy

 

[Dsprague]

I thing you're missing the capability of Makefiles.
It takes several _hours_ to do `make' a second time on my
machine with the latest glibc sources (and no files are recompiled a
second time). I think I'll remove `build' after changing one file if
I want to recompile it.
-- Juan Cespedes <[email protected]>

 

[A Guy]

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
~Katharine Whitehorn

A Guy

 

[koolkat77]

If you want the rose then you should accept the thorns too. Nothing is perfect