:roflmao:
Like that old story about a noble British gentleman who called his closest friend and golf partner one morning regarding a round of golf they had agreed for later that day:
"Cheerio James, it is Charles here. I am so terribly sorry but something has come up. Would you mind if we met first at 3 PM instead of 2 PM? The bar maybe?"
James agreed. At 3 PM when they finally met James asked Charlie the reason for the delay. "Oh, my wife was murdered earlier today. The constable told me I had to wait the detective superintendent to question me. He was expected to arrive at 2.15; I figured it would be over in 15 minutes and then half an hour drive here."
"Oh I see. Anyway, good that you could come. Perhaps a whisky before we start?"
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My Computer
At a glance
Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor6 GBATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics
- Computer type
- Laptop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- HP ENVY 17-1150eg
- OS
- Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
- CPU
- 1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor
- Memory
- 6 GB
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics
- Sound Card
- Beats sound system with integrated subwoofer
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 17" laptop display, 22" LED and 32" Full HD TV through HDMI
- Screen Resolution
- 1600*900 (1), 1920*1080 (2&3)
- Hard Drives
- Internal: 2 x 500 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
External: 2TB for backups, 3TB USB3 network drive for media
- Cooling
- As Envy runs a bit warm, I have it on a Cooler Master pad
- Keyboard
- Logitech diNovo Media Desktop Laser (bluetooth)
- Mouse
- Logitech Performance Mouse MX
- Internet Speed
- 50/10 Mbps VDSL
- Antivirus
- Windows Defender 4.3.9431.0
- Browser
- Maxthon 3.5.2., IE11
