Think you have a strong password?



During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.
 

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@DocBrown

And it is posted three times...I fell off my chair laughing!!! OMG that is so funny.
 

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I use last pass, seams OK

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OK, I tried this one for a lark more than anything, expecting it to rate fairly
low, as it's such a well-known expression.

Boy, was I surprised!! :what:


Wenda.

It says further down on the GRC page

IMPORTANT!!! What this calculator is NOT . . .
It is NOT a “Password Strength Meter.”
Since it could be easily confused for one, it is very important for you to understand what it is, and what it isn't:
The #1 most commonly used password is “123456”, and the 4th most common is “Password.” So any password attacker and cracker would try those two passwords immediately. Yet the Search Space Calculator above shows the time to search for those two passwords online (assuming a very fast online rate of 1,000 guesses per second) as 18.52 minutes and 17.33 centuries respectively! If “123456” is the first password that's guessed, that wouldn't take 18.52 minutes. And no password cracker would wait 17.33 centuries before checking to see whether “Password” is the magic phrase.
 

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Gigabyte Technology Co. Ltd.
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Windows 10 Pro 64-Bit
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HP
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100mbps
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Microsoft Security Essentials
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Chrome, Firefox
OK, I tried this one for a lark more than anything, expecting it to rate fairly
low, as it's such a well-known expression.

Boy, was I surprised!! :what:


Wenda.

It says further down on the GRC page

IMPORTANT!!! What this calculator is NOT . . .
It is NOT a “Password Strength Meter.”
Since it could be easily confused for one, it is very important for you to understand what it is, and what it isn't:
The #1 most commonly used password is “123456”, and the 4th most common is “Password.” So any password attacker and cracker would try those two passwords immediately. Yet the Search Space Calculator above shows the time to search for those two passwords online (assuming a very fast online rate of 1,000 guesses per second) as 18.52 minutes and 17.33 centuries respectively! If “123456” is the first password that's guessed, that wouldn't take 18.52 minutes. And no password cracker would wait 17.33 centuries before checking to see whether “Password” is the magic phrase.


Yes, I do understand that.

It was a light-hearted experiment and a bit of fun, nothing more. :confused::shock:


Wenda.
 

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Acer AS5735
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Intel T6500 Core 2 Duo@2Ghz.
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Acer
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Full 101-key
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USB cordless IR
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MSE
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IE9, Firefox.
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A top little machine that hasn't let me down once since the day I removed it from its packaging over four years ago. It's done everything I could want, and more, all without a single issue. 10/10, Acer!!
actually, password cracking depends from the hashing mechanics of the password. If you have the file where it is stored, then you're going to crack anything with the right hash tables (although there are better algorithms that force every hacker to use pretty damn big ones, they aren't used). If you are trying to crack stuff in remote, say a server's admin password, then it's realtively easy to set the server to: a) not give you access to the hash files where the password is contained. b) keep "login requests" capped at say once per second per user. And screw any such attempt.
 

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custom built
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Win 7 Pro 64-bit 7601
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AMD Phenom 9650 QuadCore, revision DR-B3
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ASUS M4A78
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5 GB yes I run 2x 2GB and 1x 1GB, different brand, spank me.
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NVIDIA GeForce 9800 GT 512 Mb, unknown manufacturer.
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Crappy Realtek Integrated Audio
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Fujitsu Siemens P19-3P
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1280 x 1024 x 32 bits @ 60 Hz Oh yeah, 4:3 rocks!
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(1) MAXTOR S TM3320613AS SATA Disk Device (2) STM35004 18AS SATA Disk Device (3) TOSHIBA USB 2.5"-HDD
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whatever, around 450w
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Scavenged from old company PC, 10+ years old
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CPU fan, GPU fan, case fan, nothing fancy
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Microsoft, PS/2, white.
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Optical, logitec.
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effective max speeds: 70-ish kB/s down 30-ish kB/s up
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Avira, free edition.
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Firefox with FXChrome to make it look like Google Chrome :P
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Was running Win Xp from a IDE drive. Yeah. Was a pain.
SATA II drive and Win7 and it zips away! Yay!
I read a recent article by Steve Gibson that highlighted that the passwords most immune to brute force cracking are those with the longest length. Of course they become difficult to memorize, so he suggested using "padding " to lengthen easy pass phrases , for example :

password can be padded like this ...{{{...password...}}}...

So now a simple 8 character password becomes longer but an easily remembered 26 character one.
 

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Golden Mk. I.4
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Intel i7 860 @ 2.80 GHz O/C'ed to 4.0GHz
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Gigabyte P55A-UD3R Rev.1. Award BIOS F13
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Realtek Integrated
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Thermaltake ToughPower QFan 750W
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Thermaltake Element S VK60001W2Z
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Corsair H60 Water Cooling, 2*230mm and 2*80mm case fans
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Logitech G110
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Try this one:

Pass.PNG

Jim
 

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Phenom II X6 1100T
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ASUS M5A99X EVO
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Crucial Balistic 8gb DDR3-1866 CL9
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MSI R6850 Cyclone IGD5 PE
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ASUS VE258Q 25" LED with DVI-HDMI-DisplayPort
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Two WD Cavier Black 2TB Sata III, WD My Book Essential 2TB USB 3.0
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Seasonic X650 80 Plus GOLD Modular
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Corsair 400R
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Antec Kuhler H2O 620, Two 120mm and four 140mm
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Logitech K120
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Logitech Marble Mouse USB, Logitech Precision Game Pad
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Hey, how did you get that ?

Now I've got to come up with another one !
 

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Lenovo Z710 #59400485
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Lenovo
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M$ - Arc Touch
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Defender
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Firefox (newest)
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Ext. HP 2311 Monitor
Its call padding. Take a word like password and add a character . between each letter. Easy to remember.

Jim :cool:
 

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Seasonic X650 80 Plus GOLD Modular
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Read this
http://www.sevenforums.com/news/291...rs-ransack-passwords-like-qeadzcwrsfxv13.html

good crackers can crack difficult passwords because they don't just use brute force generating password
they use human logic. for example they generate passwords in patterns like first letter is capital and usually numbers at the end.. then dictionary attack that tries common replacements like $>s 0>o 1>I 5>s and so on, padding etc.
human logic is predictable and good cracker/cryptographer knows most of password making patterns, so they don't use just brute force to generate random passwords (like aaaa, aaab, aaac..) that would take ages for anything longer.

crackers use large dictionaries (not only English but other languages too) then tries combinations replacements patterns etc. and that is quite faster than just generating brute force passwords.

so password creator uses human logic and cracker uses same logic because he is human too and with experience how people create passwords.
for example password "qeadzcwrsfxv13" is quite unpredictable until you look at qwerty keyboard. :)

good way is to use password manager with random password generator that generates long passwords with most types of symbols and don't follow human logic thus are unpredictable.

But site security is important too most cracks are possible because password hash table leaks and still use simple encryption like md5..
 

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Gigabyte H61
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8GB DDR3 Kingston
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Gigabyte GF GTX650OC
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Realtek HD audio
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INTEL SSD 320 80GB +Seagate 7200.12 1TBx3
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Coolermaster RX450W
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Coolermaster atx case
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stock cooler
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logitech
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logitech
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FTTD 100mbps
Lately I've just been using the password generator built into Wise Care 365 (a free PC cleanup program, similar to CCleaner). It can generate a 30 character password, which includes numbers, upper & lower case letters and special characters.
 

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Windows 7 Home Premium x64
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Windows 7 Home Premium x64
I keep simple passwords between 8-10 digits with 1 or 2 special characters.
I dont think the hacker would have all the free time in the world to hack my password only to find it was just a waste of time. :D
 

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Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
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Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
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Samsung Electronics
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6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
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AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
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Realtek High Definition Audio
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35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
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1366x768
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1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
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sucks
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Microsoft Security Essentials
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Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
I use https://www.grc.com/passwords.htm to generate passwords for anything that I like to keep secure, for example my wireless connection for my mobile devices (not my desktop, which is Ethernet). I choose the 63 random printable ASCII characters and use the full random string provided. Here is what https://www.grc.com/haystack.htm says about using such a password (bear in mind that the password is unique and will never be provided again to me or anyone else).

Capture.PNG
 

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PC/Desktop
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Dwarf Dwf/11/2012 r09/2013
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Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
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Intel Core-i5-3570K 4-core @ 3.4GHz (Ivy Bridge) (OC 4.4GHz)
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ASRock Z77 Extreme4-M
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4 x 4GB DDR3-1600 Corsair Vengeance CMZ8GX3M2A1600C9B (16GB)
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MSI GeForce GTX770 Gaming OC 2GB
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition on board solution (ALC 898)
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ViewSonic VA1912w Widescreen (VGA)
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1440x900
Hard Drives
OCZ Agility 3 SSD 120GB SATA III x2 (RAID 0)
Samsung HD501LJ 500GB SATA II x2
Hitachi HDS721010CLA332 1TB SATA II
Iomega 1.5TB Ext USB 2.0
WD 2.0TB Ext USB 3.0
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XFX Pro Series 850W Semi-Modular
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Gigabyte IF233
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1 x 120mm Front Inlet 1 x 120mm Rear Exhaust
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Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 3000 (USB)
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Microsoft Comfort Mouse 3000 for Business (USB)
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NetGear DG834Gv3 ADSL Modem/Router (Ethernet) ~4.0 Mb/s (O2)
Antivirus
Avast! 8.0.1497
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IE 11
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Optical Drive: HL-DT-ST BD-RE BH10LS30 SATA Bluray
Lexmark S305 Printer/Scanner/Copier (USB)
WEI Score: 8.1/8.1/8.5/8.5/8.25
Asus Eee PC 1011PX Netbook (Windows 7 x86 Starter)
A tip for Windows password: Did you know Windows accepts spaces in user account password?
 

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Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor6 GBATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics
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Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP ENVY 17-1150eg
OS
Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
CPU
1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor
Memory
6 GB
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics
Sound Card
Beats sound system with integrated subwoofer
Monitor(s) Displays
17" laptop display, 22" LED and 32" Full HD TV through HDMI
Screen Resolution
1600*900 (1), 1920*1080 (2&3)
Hard Drives
Internal: 2 x 500 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
External: 2TB for backups, 3TB USB3 network drive for media
Cooling
As Envy runs a bit warm, I have it on a Cooler Master pad
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Logitech diNovo Media Desktop Laser (bluetooth)
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Logitech Performance Mouse MX
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50/10 Mbps VDSL
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Windows Defender 4.3.9431.0
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Maxthon 3.5.2., IE11
Huge long phases or song lyrics........ChickityChinatheChinesechickenYouhaveadrumstickandyourbrainstopstickin

what song is that from then? :D
BARENAKED LADIES - ONE WEEK, scroll down about half way.
Code:
[B]BARENAKED LADIES LYRICS[/B] -  [B]"One Week"[/B]
 
   It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry

[U][COLOR=DarkRed]Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'[/COLOR][/U]
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said 
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Listen at 1:30



杂碎是伟大的金曜日の朝
Still working on this one, Source: Chinese translates to Full Fri offal is great toward.

SI, did you just copy random Chinese characters?

During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

@DocBrown

And it is posted three times...I fell off my chair laughing!!! OMG that is so funny.
So did I, wife asked what was so funny, she got a kick out of it too.

Thanks for my chuckle of the day Doc! :thumbsup::roflmao:
 

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Originally Win 7 Hm Prem x64 Ver 6.1.7600 Bui...Intel i3 530 2.93GHz, 2933MHz 2 Cores 4 Logic...6GB of 1,333MHz DDR3 SDRAM32MB Intel Graphics Media Accelerator HD IGChip
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway DX4831-01e (Mid-Tower Desktop)
OS
Originally Win 7 Hm Prem x64 Ver 6.1.7600 Build 7601-SP1 | Upgraded to Windows 10 December 14, 2019
CPU
Intel i3 530 2.93GHz, 2933MHz 2 Cores 4 Logical Processors
Motherboard
Gateway H57M01 133 megahertz
Memory
6GB of 1,333MHz DDR3 SDRAM
Graphics Card(s)
32MB Intel Graphics Media Accelerator HD IGChip
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Gateway HX2000 20inch TFT active matrix TN
Screen Resolution
1600 x 900 x 59 hertz
Hard Drives
WDC WD10EADS-00M2B0 [HDD] (1000.20 GB) -- drive 0,
HL-DT-ST DVDRAM GH41N [CD-ROM dr]
Four card readers, and Four USB 2.0
PSU
300watts.
Case
Mid-Tower Desktop
Cooling
Stock from Gateway
Keyboard
Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000, see Other Info
Mouse
Orig. Gateway wore out now using Insignia USB wired optical
Internet Speed
Vz FIOS 10ms png 57.64Mbps down 65.53Mbps up Speedtest.org
Antivirus
Zamana Anti-logger with Anti-malware, MSE, Windows Firewall,
Browser
IE11.0.9600.19399-Upd ver11.0.135, Firefox 68.0.1 x64
Other Info
System Specs by Belarc.

BIOS: American Megatrends Inc. P01-A0 11/17/2009

Replaced the MS 'Natural' Standard PS/2 Enhanced 101-102 Keyboard with a new Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 on August 1st 2014.

Canon Pixma MG3222 Printer.

Updated to IE11 on 12102015 | Fios Quantum Router g1100

Additional AV: SpywareBlaster, manual Mbam, SAS
Still working on this one, Source: Chinese translates to Full Fri offal is great toward.

SI, did you just copy random Chinese characters?


well its mostly kanji yes but there is exception. の(no) I would think is hiragana so it may be Japanese :)

金曜日 - kinyoubi - Friday
朝-asa-morning

金曜日の朝-kinyoubi no asa-Friday's morning

I cant quite understand other part my Japanese knowledge is only around JLPT N4 (kanji) or N3 (grammar) or it may be just random kanji
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Windows 7 pro 64bit. (SP1)Intel core I5 24008GB DDR3 KingstonGigabyte GF GTX650OC
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Self Built PC
OS
Windows 7 pro 64bit. (SP1)
CPU
Intel core I5 2400
Motherboard
Gigabyte H61
Memory
8GB DDR3 Kingston
Graphics Card(s)
Gigabyte GF GTX650OC
Sound Card
Realtek HD audio
Monitor(s) Displays
LCD 20"
Screen Resolution
1600x900
Hard Drives
INTEL SSD 320 80GB +Seagate 7200.12 1TBx3
PSU
Coolermaster RX450W
Case
Coolermaster atx case
Cooling
stock cooler
Keyboard
logitech
Mouse
logitech
Internet Speed
FTTD 100mbps
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