Jokes Thread

[MattRainier]

HAHAHA wow smsff, I think I just broke something from laughing at that. XD :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[noobvious]

FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

That is excellent!
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[CarlTR6]

FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[DocBrown]

FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

So he didn't end up like this chicken as a USB Flash Drive

 

[Arc]

smsff7 and DocBrown .... wonderful

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

So he didn't end up like this chicken as a USB Flash Drive

Doc, you kill me. :roflmao:

 

[steve-pressman]

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

 

[Arc]

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Really intelligent question ! Thats why gentlemen prefer blonds Their intelegence

 

[CarlTR6]

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[johnwillyums]

Guy walks into a pet shop and asks if he can buy a wasp.
The shopkeeper says "look pal, we got birds, fish, hamsters, lizards, rabbits but we don't sell wasps"
Guy says: "well, you got one in the window"

 

[Arc]

Guy walks into a pet shop and asks if he can buy a wasp.
The shopkeeper says "look pal, we got birds, fish, hamsters, lizards, rabbits but we don't sell wasps"
Guy says: "well, you got one in the window"

Nice one

 

[smsff7]

Really intelligent question ! Thats why gentlemen prefer blonds Their intelegence

The Loan
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all
enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blond
returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally, a smart blond joke

 

[Arc]

Finally, a smart blond joke

I told it even earlier that I like prefer blonds as I am a gentleman . The coz is definitely their sky-high intelligence

 

[smsff7]

Finally, a smart blond joke

I told it even earlier that I like prefer blonds as I am a gentleman . The coz is definitely their sky-high intelligence

you were serious?

 

[Arc]

Finally, a smart blond joke

I told it even earlier that I like prefer blonds as I am a gentleman . The coz is definitely their sky-high intelligence

you were serious?

In the first situation? Not at all, pal ! But in the second situation, I'd say that there is a shady foggy region between the seriousness and frivolousness

 

[kronckew]

 

[Arc]

Nice advertisement

 

[CarlTR6]

Cool and clever advertising.

 

[Vector90Ash]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat

 

[kucing13]

son : dad,why mom leave us
dad : i don't know,maybe because u