do you have an English version of that.
while I can read Russian I'm not to good at it...
Try Babelfish
Not the "most technically accurate" but it's passable for a Free service
For example Page 1.
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Full speed occurs work on starting and adjustment of new server, his official name fluff to [t].[e] of " PUSH-OK". Old server of " KOSHAK" [t].[e] that poor people of [pokovyryali] passes rehabilitative course and it will go into the distant journey. Subsequently it will help gun in its not easy work. SOFT-FORUM and WZorNet become unified whole, the bases of users are united, those who was previously registered on the forum will automatically obtain registration on the site, and vice versa. Thus the general base of users will exceed 30.000 people. During the first stage each previously registered user will obtain [invayt] for the re-registration of old stock-taking record and initial status of user with the limited rights will be appropriated to each. Subsequently of the right of users they will be raised corresponding to their status that it was earlier or even higher. All your merits will be taken into account by me, no one will be offended!

Generally the motto will become the policy of site: help neighbor and will be rendered to you on the merits by your the second, about the seven house I worry as about my and live in the world with all. Following these simple rules you you will be always [zhelanny] here. Subsequently the registration will become required for the new users, this if you desire simply to read the news on the theme of site, without the registration site will tell to you about that as they live [koteyki] of our users, well or something in this spirit… Tracker will be raised, but this completely does not indicate that we let us forego the collaboration with others of [torrent] by projects, it is faster vice versa. First of all the possibility to [skachat] hotter will obtain precisely moderators, the administrators of similar resources interested in the support of global distributions and so all those users that they will decide to become the sources of [kontenta] being expanded and it is simple the friends of project. We go by the civilized means of development, without the creation of universal agitation with that previously heated of " by [piarom] of [anonsov]". Our task in the calm situation of giving to all to those interested one or other [kontent] checked, and completely not compulsorily that precisely we will first be. The project has another task, quality, reliability, accessibility. I do not get tired of repeating for a period of eight years, our project does not need advertisement, to us to unnecessarily place any mud and doubtful banners, although to us is missing financing, but the financing one, this your estimation of " [rublem]" our work and the usefulness of resource. Without your support to us it would be not live so many years, do not forget about this. Even our forced absence bypasses very dearly, it is necessary to pay for the leased power of channels, even if nothing they pumped through. Soon we will begin test work, at the beginning we will verify how a large loads is maintained THE FLUFF, completely possibly let us begin from the distributions, do not offend for the possible disruptions in the work, the stoppages, we with you, here! , and you follow the news… [TSYA] and Ko. wz@WZor (dot) Of net PayPal:
[email protected] WEBMONEY: Z295420878097 USD, R850783189084 RUR -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20.04.2009 Steve [Balmer] already appeared, participants REMIX09 also already finished dinner " than the god of [poslal]" , the continuation of translation… we look further general…. with the transfer (rus). 12: 30- 13:30 after the appearance Of [stiva] Of [balmera] - we invite you to finish dinner " than the god of [poslal]". During this day the god sent to the dinner the bottle of [zubrovki], domestic caps, fish paste from the herring, Ukrainian borsch with the meat of the 1st type, hen with the rice and compote from the dried apples. - > from the classicists of twelve chairs, part 1. [Stargorodskiy] lion. Chapter 10. blue thief. [Ilf] and Petrov. 13: 30- 14:30 hosting (Andrey [Beshkov], expert on the information infrastructure, Microsoft Russia). 14: 30- 14:45 interruption. 14:45 - 15:45 the development of Web sites ([Gaydar] Of [magdanurov], expert on the technologies of Web- development, Microsoft Russia). 15:45 - 16:00 interruption. 16:00 - 17:00 the interactive Web (Mikhail [Chernomordikov], expert on the technologies of development, Microsoft Russia). 17:00 - 17:15 interruption. 17: 15- 18:15 of Web- technology in the solutions for the business (Dmitriy [Martynov], adviser on platform strategy, Microsoft Russia). 18: 15- 18:30 closing conference (Mikhail [Chernomordikov]). 18: 30- 20:00 entertaining program. In the subject reports participate the partners Of microsoft. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19.04.2009 candle of uncle Bill's [zavodik] to the utmost extent smoke but productions thus far not evidently… Yesterday in the daytime on the site of access for the partners of the company Of microsoft stood in beauty communication that proposing to directly now load [reliz]- candidate Windows 7 RC. It is understood any possibility to load Windows of 7 RC there so it did not appear, but still in several hours page was edited and communication is removed. At the given moment (19.04.2009 12:00 of msk) we do not have available information about the public assembling Of release Of candidate 1, and we cannot comment that of what still possibly no in nature. Yes, actually the company Of microsoft plans to show on the measure Of tech·Ed 2009 which will pass from May 11 to 15, 2009 to Los Angeles new assembling Windows of 7 RC, but we assured that will be there represented precisely Release Of candidate 1A not RC Of escrow, and indeed it is not still accessible to partners, nevertheless now it is possible to freely [skachat] from [torrentov]. According to our information the public version Windows of 7 Release Of candidate 1 will become accessible only at the end May of month! As you understand in no way it tallies to the fact that it can be accessible fifth May. But nevertheless these events, the appearance of pages on you [tekhnete] and on the partner site by something they are caused. After it [tekhnet] and partner site do answer completely different people, one command could something get all wrong, but two simultaneously??? A question now about why these announcements suddenly appeared, something served as reason, i.e., here it could occur following, they possibly affirmed the date of [publ ..............
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To any Native Russian Speakers -- don't laugh too much -- at least this gives a reasonable indication of what the text means.
Cheers
jimbo