Bad Joke of the Day -- BBC Radio

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Hi all
Waiting for the Liverpool Chelsea game I was listening on the Internet to BBC R5.

One of the WORST jokes I've ever heard

Q) Why is Football (Soccer) like the UK General Election.
A) Because they both work on "First Past the Post".

Definitely time to pack up and head off to the nearest Pub.

Cheers
jimbo
 

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