A 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up....
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you
think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
"One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun....
As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge."
"He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you
think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
"One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun....
As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge."
"He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
My Computer
At a glance
Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1Intel Core i7 930 2.80Ghz Bloomfield Socket L...Patriot Viper 6GB 3x2GB DDR3 PC3-1200C9 1600M...Asus ATI Radeon HD 5770 CuCore 1024MB GDDR5 P...
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Over Clockers Ultima Viper 2.80Ghz
- OS
- Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
- CPU
- Intel Core i7 930 2.80Ghz Bloomfield Socket LGA 1366
- Motherboard
- Gigabyte GA-X58A-UD3R Intel X58 Socket 1366 DDR3
- Memory
- Patriot Viper 6GB 3x2GB DDR3 PC3-1200C9 1600Mhz Tri Channel
- Graphics Card(s)
- Asus ATI Radeon HD 5770 CuCore 1024MB GDDR5 PCI Express
- Sound Card
- Realtek ALC889 @ Intel 82801JB ICH10 - High Definition Audio
- Monitor(s) Displays
- Samsung SyncMaster 920N 19"
- Screen Resolution
- 1280*1024
- Hard Drives
- 1 x OCZ Vertex2 Series 120GB 2.5" SATA-II SSD
1 x Seagate Barracuda 7200.12 1TB SATA-II 32MB Cache
1 x Western Digital Caviar Green 2TB SATA-II 64 MB Cache
- PSU
- Corsair TX 650W ATX SLi
- Case
- Antec 902 Ultimate Gaming Case Black
- Cooling
- Prolimatech Megahalems Rev B CPU Cooler Socket 775/1156/1366
- Keyboard
- Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard
- Mouse
- Microsoft Optical USB
- Internet Speed
- ADSL24 FTTC 34.2 Mbps Down 7.1Mbps Up
- Other Info
- OcUK 22x DVDSATA ReWriter Black
Akasa AK-FN058 Apache Black Super Silent 120mm Fan
Printer Epson Stylus Photo R300
Scanner Canon Canoscan 8000F
