Beans during a flight

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Gastro-philosophical question of the day (or century):
Why on earth do certain airlines end up serving beans on a plane?
Beans are known to wreak havoc within the mysterious confines of the human digestive system. It also known that one cannot open the windows aboard an aircraft. Briefly, there is no doubt that beans on board are alarmingly antisocial. During my last two trips, my meals included a hearty bean salad - which I dared not touch.

Any thoughts on beans on board? ;-) Please feel free to spill your beans!
 

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how else do you think they keep planes in the air,
i hear its rockets next

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Maybe they have already seasoned them with BeanNo... :)
 

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Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....:p
 

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It's nice to know that everyone is full of beans in this thread ;)
 

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Beans, Beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot:D

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart. Another fart joke that the young ones say.
 

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Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?
 

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