Beans during a flight

[Bongo]

Bongo

That is still funny.

Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?

Hmm I think you may have something there Mike

 

[Athene]

Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....

I'm not sure I want to know what else you do not do ;-D

Hey!
A (sweet smelling) Guy

Oops!

 

[noobvious]

Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....

I'm not sure I want to know what else you do not do ;-D

That list may have changed since I met certain Swiss nationals.

 

[Lava King]

Beans, Beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot

Rich

The more you toot, the better you feel,

So let's have beans for every meal!

(my grandmother used to say that)

 

[Trucidation]

In the spirit of suspension of good taste, enjoy:

Fart Rhymes, Riddles, and Wordplay

 

[profdlp]

Bongo

That is still funny.

Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?

Hmm I think you may have something there Mike

Or Beango...

Here's an ol' cowboy song for you, Hopalong:

I got farts that Bongo Beango Mongo
As I go tooting merrily along...

 

[smarteyeball]

Airlines fill people up with beans so they fart. Farts contain hot air. Hot air rises. As the hot air rises, so too does the plane using less fuel.

It's an economical solution

 

[Phone Man]

Down Periscope - Funny as a fart in a submarine.

 

[Athene]

There's no doubt that you have an extremely valid point, Patrick The problem is...while the engine sounds of the aircraft can efficiently eliminate...er...the acoustic factor, the olfactory after-effects are not so easily covered. Phone Man's clip pretty much expresses the sentiments of all bean eaters' victims

 

[marsmimar]

For everyones musical entertainment:

Fart SoundBoard

 

[profdlp]

For everyones musical entertainment:

Fart SoundBoard

We need a facepalm smilie...

 

[Hopalong X]

For everyones musical entertainment:

Fart SoundBoard

We need a facepalm smilie...

Taken care of.

 

[profdlp]

I feel better now.

(And I've bookmarked the fart board for the next time I need to gross my housemate out.)

 

[smarteyeball]

There's no doubt that you have an extremely valid point, Patrick The problem is...while the engine sounds of the aircraft can efficiently eliminate...er...the acoustic factor, the olfactory after-effects are not so easily covered.

A special 'bean only' diffuser is pumped through the air conditioning *

*NB - Not guaranteed to eliminate %100 after effects - just enough to dissuade suspicion of airlines master plan

 

[stevieray]

For everyones musical entertainment:

Fart SoundBoard

Oh my. That's either horrific or the Best Thing EVER. I haven't decided yet.

 

[profdlp]

...That's either horrific or the Best Thing EVER. I haven't decided yet.

I wouldn't put too much effort into figuring it out... :devil:

 

[A Guy]

A Guy

 

[Hopalong X]

There is something odoriferous about this thread. :sarc:

 

[Athene]

:roflmao:

 

[Trucidation]

There's no doubt that you have an extremely valid point, Patrick The problem is...while the engine sounds of the aircraft can efficiently eliminate...er...the acoustic factor, the olfactory after-effects are not so easily covered.

A special 'bean only' diffuser is pumped through the air conditioning *

*NB - Not guaranteed to eliminate %100 after effects - just enough to dissuade suspicion of airlines master plan

They could serve cabbage and the two smells will cancel each other out.

...okay, I could not keep a straight face after typing that.