Challenge Dwarf

[Dwarf]

Here you can ask a question on anything and everything, as obscure as you can think of, and I'll endeavour to answer it.

 

[jfar]

I'll start you off with an easy one, What's the meaning of life.?

 

[TVeblen]

How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?

 

[Dwarf]

What's the meaning of life.

Life is that part of space time continuum that you occupy between birth and death.

How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?

Quite easy. You do it everyday. Simply open your door and step outside with just one leg, leaving one leg inside and the other outside. You're now in 2 places at once, inside and outside. You're also not anywhere - you're at home.

 

[DocBrown]

How can there be Two of me at One Place at the same 7ime ?

 

[jfar]

But what is the meaning of it?

 

[Tews]

Why are 700mb (millibar) winds necessary for forecasting severe weather??

 

[TVeblen]

Quite easy. You do it everyday. Simply open your door and step outside with just one leg, leaving one leg inside and the other outside. You're now in 2 places at once, inside and outside. You're also not anywhere - you're at home.

My God! You're right!
But it was raining and now one leg of my pants is wet.
Fraking Dwarf!

 

[BrightBlessings]

How long is a piece of string?

 

[Hopalong X]

How long is a piece of string?

Long enough to itch.....
.... but to short to cut if off with scissors.

 

[mickey megabyte]

i'm not going to challenge dwarf - it's not big, and it's not clever.

 

[jfar]

We're not afraid of Dwarves.

 

[johnwillyums]

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

 

[blackzero]

PS3 or Xbox 360?

 

[thefabe]

2 places at once but not anywhere at all. in a casket.
In a cakset, underground. dead. "basicvally nowhere"
lol Fabe

 

[TVeblen]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[A Guy]

African or European?

A Guy

 

[BrightBlessings]

How long is a piece of string?

Long enough to itch.....
.... but to short to cut if off with scissors.

Hmmm. I always thought it was twice as long as it is from the middle to one end

 

[TVeblen]

African or European?

A Guy

What? I don't know that.
Whhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

[Imperfect1]

I know that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, but I'd like to know WHY, and whether, with new inventions and technologies in the future (maybe the far, far future) it will ever be possible.

(PS I know this is technically 2 questions, but would love to hear the answer!)