Computer Haikus

Lightning storm outside
I patch my Windows Server
with my fingers crossed.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
Memory
4GB DDR3 1066
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
640GB 5400RPM SATA
Windows Aero theme
it confuses end users
different than xp
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
Memory
4GB DDR3 1066
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
640GB 5400RPM SATA
No more leet speak please
A clear language is dying fast
Itz da suxor noob
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Systems by SmartEyeball
OS
8 Pro x64
CPU
i7 3770K 4.6GHz
Motherboard
ASUS P8Z77 WS
Memory
16GB G.Skill Trident X 2666mhz
Graphics Card(s)
x2 EVGA 780 Ti Superclocked SLI
Sound Card
SB X-FI Surround 5.1 PRO USB / ATH-AD900 Headphones
Monitor(s) Displays
x3 Dell U2410 / 58" Samsung
Screen Resolution
5760*1200/ 1920*1200
Hard Drives
2x Intel 520 240GB (RAID 0) * 2x WD Caviar Blacks 2TB (RAID 0) * 2TB WD Caviar Black * Sony Optirac DVD
PSU
Silverstone Strider Evolution 1200W
Case
Thermaltake Level 10 GT Snow Edition
Cooling
Noctua NH-D14
Keyboard
Topre Realforce // Ducky Shine MX Black // Filco Ninja TKL
Mouse
Thermaltake Theron (Highly Recommended) + Razer Imperator
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
IE, FF, WaterFox
Other Info
GT Extreme V2 Sim Racing Cockpit + 40" LCD and K/B Mouse stand ▼
Fanatec CSR Elite Wheel + Clubsport V1 Pedals + CSR shifter/7G-H ▼Saitek X52 Pro ▼ TrackIR 5 Pro
Buttkicker v2 Seat Rumbler with Dedicated 5.1 and Sub Woofer attached to frame ▼
=
Bloody Big Grin
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
[/FONT]
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell inspiron 1564
OS
MS Windows 8
CPU
Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
Memory
8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
Screen Resolution
1366x768 pixels
Hard Drives
1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
PSU
built-in
Case
Dell Laptop
Cooling
built-in
Keyboard
built-in
Mouse
Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
Other Info
Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
Answered hard questions.
Now it is time for some fun.
Yay! The Chillout Room!
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP Pavillion dv5t (generation 1)
OS
Vista 64 bit and 32 bit (SP2)
CPU
Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo Processor T9400 (2.53 GHz
Memory
4GB DDR2 System Memory (2 Dimm)
Graphics Card(s)
512 MB NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT
Monitor(s) Displays
15.4" diagonal WSXGA+ High-Definition HP BrightView Widescre
Screen Resolution
1680 x 1050
Hard Drives
320GB 5400RPM SATA Hard Drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection
Keyboard
Built-in HP
Mouse
Built in - Synaptics TouchPad V6.5 on PS/2 Port
Internet Speed
Max
Other Info
~ Intel Next-Gen Wireless-N Mini-card w/Bluetooth ~ Blu-Ray ROM DVD+/-R/RW ~ Integ. HDTV Hybrid Tuner ~ 12 Cell Battery ~ MS Office (Home Premium) 2007 ~
Insipid chit-chat
Cyber romance = illusion
Behind the cold screen
 

My Computer

OS
-
What are we but bots-
All programmed by genetics-
To be born to die- - - - - -
 

My Computer

OS
-
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
[/FONT]
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell inspiron 1564
OS
MS Windows 8
CPU
Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
Memory
8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
Screen Resolution
1366x768 pixels
Hard Drives
1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
PSU
built-in
Case
Dell Laptop
Cooling
built-in
Keyboard
built-in
Mouse
Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
Other Info
Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
My little laptop
Has become my favorite
Magic carpet ride!
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP Pavillion dv5t (generation 1)
OS
Vista 64 bit and 32 bit (SP2)
CPU
Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo Processor T9400 (2.53 GHz
Memory
4GB DDR2 System Memory (2 Dimm)
Graphics Card(s)
512 MB NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT
Monitor(s) Displays
15.4" diagonal WSXGA+ High-Definition HP BrightView Widescre
Screen Resolution
1680 x 1050
Hard Drives
320GB 5400RPM SATA Hard Drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection
Keyboard
Built-in HP
Mouse
Built in - Synaptics TouchPad V6.5 on PS/2 Port
Internet Speed
Max
Other Info
~ Intel Next-Gen Wireless-N Mini-card w/Bluetooth ~ Blu-Ray ROM DVD+/-R/RW ~ Integ. HDTV Hybrid Tuner ~ 12 Cell Battery ~ MS Office (Home Premium) 2007 ~
boring, boring, boring
the drill keeps on boring
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Hewlett packard/p6512uk
OS
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
CPU
IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor
Motherboard
FOXCONN 2AA9
Memory
2x2gb
Graphics Card(s)
ati radeon HD 5450
Sound Card
(1) Realtek High Definition Audio (2) AMD High Definition
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung lcd tv 32"
Screen Resolution
1360x 768
Hard Drives
(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
PSU
?
Cooling
air!
Keyboard
wireless hp
Mouse
wireless Hp,optical
Internet Speed
1.10mb/s
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox
I type on thy keys
I look thee in thy square eye
Thou hast bewitch'd me
 

My Computer

OS
-
my dumb computer
can't write haikus on its own -
why would it want to?

-----------------------------

bits, bytes, ones, zeroes
are all it can understand
but that is enough

----------------------------

binary logic
components electronic
make my pc tick

----------------------------

if my pc broke
i would be most unhappy
hope it don't happen

----------------------------

widescreen monitor
res'lution 1080p
equals full hd

---------------------------

mouse, keyboard, pc
monitor and six speakers
mean a lot to me
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
mickey megabyte 1234
OS
ultimate 64 sp1
CPU
i5 2500K [email protected]
Motherboard
MSI P67A-GD53
Memory
8 gigs GSkill Ripjaws 1600
Graphics Card(s)
amd hd6950
Sound Card
creative x-fi gamer
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung 24"
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
ocz vertex 2e 60 gig, samsung f3 1tb, buffalo 2tb ext
PSU
antec 550
Case
antec three hundred
Cooling
i'm a cooling fan
Keyboard
saitek eclipse ii
Mouse
logitech g3
Internet Speed
about 4 Mbps
Other Info
i love win7
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell inspiron 1564
OS
MS Windows 8
CPU
Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
Memory
8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
Screen Resolution
1366x768 pixels
Hard Drives
1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
PSU
built-in
Case
Dell Laptop
Cooling
built-in
Keyboard
built-in
Mouse
Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
Other Info
Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
We love them all now
But just you wait and see when
It goes wrong again
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Acer Aspire XC-704 x64 bit/ Asus K55A Notebook PC/HP Envy x360 Convertible 15-bq0xx
OS
Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
CPU
Intel Pentium J3710 @ 60GHz/Intel B820,1.7GHz/AMD A9 Radeon
Motherboard
Acer Aspire XC-704 (SOCKET 0)/Asus/HP 8312 (Socket FP4)
Memory
8.00GB DDR3 @ 1599MHz/8GB 2 x 4GB DDR3/8.00GB Dual-Channel
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics/Intel/512MB ATI AMD Radeon R5 Graphics (HP
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio/Onboard/AMD High Definition Au
Monitor(s) Displays
Acer LCD K222HQL /Asus 15.6/Generic PnP Monitor (1920x1080@6
Screen Resolution
1920x1080@59Hz/1366 x 768/1920x1080@60Hz
Hard Drives
1863GBWesternn Digital WDC/Asus/119GB SanDisk SD8SN8U-128G-1006 (SSD)
931GB Hitachi HGST HTS721010A9E630 (SATA)
Keyboard
Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 (UK)/Inbuilt/Inbui
Mouse
Microsoft Optical Wheel Mouse/Same plus Touchpad/Same + Pad
Internet Speed
Infinity 2 up to 76 Mbps
Antivirus
MSE/MSE/MSE and all 3 have MalwareBytes Premium
Browser
Edge, Firefox/Edge, Firefox/Edge, Firefox, Chrome
Other Info
Seagate Expansion 500GB External Desktop Drive
Seagate Expansion Portable Drives 500GB and 1TB
Epson XP-332 Wireless Printer
Plug in my device
Windows has found new hardware...
...Just not the driver
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
Memory
4GB DDR3 1066
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
640GB 5400RPM SATA
insert cd, reading.... pls. wait
orb is circling...fatal error!
get a hammer.
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell inspiron 1564
OS
MS Windows 8
CPU
Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
Memory
8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
Screen Resolution
1366x768 pixels
Hard Drives
1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
PSU
built-in
Case
Dell Laptop
Cooling
built-in
Keyboard
built-in
Mouse
Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
Other Info
Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
I pass each level
Then reach the end to find out
The cake is a lie
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
Memory
4GB DDR3 1066
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
640GB 5400RPM SATA
windows is great.
try restarting...
let's call in the IT
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell inspiron 1564
OS
MS Windows 8
CPU
Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
Memory
8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
Screen Resolution
1366x768 pixels
Hard Drives
1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
PSU
built-in
Case
Dell Laptop
Cooling
built-in
Keyboard
built-in
Mouse
Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
Other Info
Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
one mickey is the
smallest movement of a mouse
that can be measured.

(ok maybe not a proper haiku, but an interesting little fact nonetheless)
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
mickey megabyte 1234
OS
ultimate 64 sp1
CPU
i5 2500K [email protected]
Motherboard
MSI P67A-GD53
Memory
8 gigs GSkill Ripjaws 1600
Graphics Card(s)
amd hd6950
Sound Card
creative x-fi gamer
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung 24"
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
ocz vertex 2e 60 gig, samsung f3 1tb, buffalo 2tb ext
PSU
antec 550
Case
antec three hundred
Cooling
i'm a cooling fan
Keyboard
saitek eclipse ii
Mouse
logitech g3
Internet Speed
about 4 Mbps
Other Info
i love win7
one mickey is the
smallest movement of a mouse
that can be measured.

(ok maybe not a proper haiku, but an interesting little fact nonetheless)

:thumbsup:


Minimize window
maximize window
blue screen!....where's the window?
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell inspiron 1564
OS
MS Windows 8
CPU
Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
Memory
8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
Screen Resolution
1366x768 pixels
Hard Drives
1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
PSU
built-in
Case
Dell Laptop
Cooling
built-in
Keyboard
built-in
Mouse
Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
Other Info
Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
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