Computer Haikus

[Devux]

Lightning storm outside
I patch my Windows Server
with my fingers crossed.

 

[Devux]

Windows Aero theme
it confuses end users
different than xp

 

[smarteyeball]

No more leet speak please
A clear language is dying fast
Itz da suxor noob

 

[rbeldua]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that. [/FONT]

 

[Imperfect1]

Answered hard questions.
Now it is time for some fun.
Yay! The Chillout Room!

 

[Athene]

Insipid chit-chat
Cyber romance = illusion
Behind the cold screen

 

[Athene]

What are we but bots-
All programmed by genetics-
To be born to die- - - - - -

 

[rbeldua]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
[/FONT]

 

[Imperfect1]

My little laptop
Has become my favorite
Magic carpet ride!

 

[boohbah]

boring, boring, boring
the drill keeps on boring

 

[Athene]

I type on thy keys
I look thee in thy square eye
Thou hast bewitch'd me

 

[mickey megabyte]

my dumb computer
can't write haikus on its own -
why would it want to?

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bits, bytes, ones, zeroes
are all it can understand
but that is enough

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binary logic
components electronic
make my pc tick

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if my pc broke
i would be most unhappy
hope it don't happen

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widescreen monitor
res'lution 1080p
equals full hd

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mouse, keyboard, pc
monitor and six speakers
mean a lot to me

 

[rbeldua]

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

 

[Joan Archer]

We love them all now
But just you wait and see when
It goes wrong again

 

[Devux]

Plug in my device
Windows has found new hardware...
...Just not the driver

 

[rbeldua]

insert cd, reading.... pls. wait
orb is circling...fatal error!
get a hammer.

 

[Devux]

I pass each level
Then reach the end to find out
The cake is a lie

 

[rbeldua]

windows is great.
try restarting...
let's call in the IT

 

[mickey megabyte]

one mickey is the
smallest movement of a mouse
that can be measured.

(ok maybe not a proper haiku, but an interesting little fact nonetheless)

 

[rbeldua]

one mickey is the
smallest movement of a mouse
that can be measured.

(ok maybe not a proper haiku, but an interesting little fact nonetheless)

Minimize window
maximize window
blue screen!....where's the window?