Hah, no I didn't. Did you read past the first sentence of the op? If you think my fears are unfounded, I'd love to hear why. Until then.
Sigh, well you have been trying to help so I'll bite my tongue and keep back most of the sarcasm.
Even if it did annoy me so much that I'd think about disabling it eternally, I would then be unable to hear anything at all. Having to jump through hoops every time I whimsically felt like watching a youtube video or listen to music by enabling it once again, and disabling it as soon as I was finished, and even then during that time I would have to hear the clanks interrupt the said music/video.
Your suggestion was a mere work around rather than a solution and neither was it what worried me nor particularly cared for.