Jokes Thread [3]

[jadinolf]

You're older than dirt? I invented it.

Btw, #18 is also known as Destinesia.

Oh yeah?

I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

Ha !

You're both youngster's to me.

Really? I'm 79.

Now tell me you're older.

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

...I'm older than dirt.

You're older than dirt? I invented it.

Btw, #18 is also known as Destinesia.

Oh yeah?

I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

Agewise, dirt trumps the Pyramids.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
THW

 

[COMPUTIAC]

Oh yeah?

I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

Ha !

You're both youngster's to me.

Really? I'm 79.

Now tell me you're older.

OK, I'm older

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Oh yeah?

I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

Ha !

You're both youngster's to me.

Really? I'm 79.

Now tell me you're older.

Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).

 

[COMPUTIAC]

I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
THW

Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.

 

[jadinolf]

You're older than dirt? I invented it.

Btw, #18 is also known as Destinesia.

Oh yeah?

I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

Agewise, dirt trumps the Pyramids.

Never knew that.

 

[jadinolf]

Ha !

You're both youngster's to me.

Really? I'm 79.

Now tell me you're older.

Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).

Yahoo, I won!!!!

 

[jadinolf]

I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
THW

Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.

I saw ya!

 

[jadinolf]

Ha !

You're both youngster's to me.

Really? I'm 79.

Now tell me you're older.

Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).

64? I have socks your age.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

I have pictures of both of you.
They were developed by the Rocket's and posted on the cave walls.
THW

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Really? I'm 79.

Now tell me you're older.

Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).

64? I have socks your age.

Ewwww!

 

[jadinolf]

I have pictures of both of you.
They were developed by the Rocket's and posted on the cave walls.
THW

Yeah. right

 

[COMPUTIAC]

I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
THW

Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.

I saw ya!

Oh yea, well here is a "Frost-Freeze warning" just for you: Connecticut's Extreme Weather Home | WXedge.com | Frost/Freeze Statewide Tonight?

 

[jadinolf]

Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.

I saw ya!

Oh yea, well here is a "Frost-Freeze warning" just for you: Connecticut's Extreme Weather Home | WXedge.com | Frost/Freeze Statewide Tonight?

Fairfield County, eh?

Eat your heart out.

 

[COMPUTIAC]

See, all you youngn's are show-offs.
Tonight I turned the heat on for the first time this season.

 

[jadinolf]

See, all you youngn's are show-offs.
Tonight I turned the heat on for the first time this season.

I haven't used mine in 36 years.

 

[COMPUTIAC]

See, all you youngn's are show-offs.
Tonight I turned the heat on for the first time this season.

I haven't used mine in 36 years.

I'm taking the next jet out of here.

 

[ICIT2LOL]

Hmm don't complain temps out here swing from 16C one day t 34C the next an with the wind the chill is bad and so have been the fires.

 

[jadinolf]

See, all you youngn's are show-offs.
Tonight I turned the heat on for the first time this season.

I haven't used mine in 36 years.

I'm taking the next jet out of here.

Land in Santa Barbara and I'll pick you up.