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[DarkXeno]

O_O

wow....just wow...
I leave for 12 hours and this all happens..

 

[JMH]

Wow....

Your all weird.

Correction - Completely normal, with a tad healthy weird for good measure.

 

[zigzag3143]

Today I ate cat food.

Epic...

~Lordbob

My herd of kitties heard that. never turn your back on the claw

 

[Uber Philf]

Is it wrong to get aroused by squirrels?

Not if you are another squirrel.

I've always loved wearing fur underwear.

There seems to be a pattern emerging here.........
Have you noticed an urge to bury nuts in the garden?????????
We presume your favourite fur underwear is squirrel.

Wowo, if i didnt know any better, id say i was on something.

 

[JMH]

Not if you are another squirrel.

I've always loved wearing fur underwear.

There seems to be a pattern emerging here.........
Have you noticed an urge to bury nuts in the garden?????????
We presume your favourite fur underwear is squirrel.

Wowo, if i didnt know any better, id say i was on something.

Sounds like you may have contracted a bad case of "Squirrel Pox" - there is no known cure.

 

[Uber Philf]

DAYM!, my lifes taken a turn for the worst!

 

[JMH]

DAYM!, my lifes taken a turn for the worst!

Try some wombat fur underwear.
As it's somewhat coarse, we guarantee it will take your mind off Squirrels & anything else for that matter.

 

[Uber Philf]

I hope so >_>

 

[JMH]

I hope so >_>

Our invoice will be in the mail.
We only charge a success fee.
Need any more help with unusual fetishes?

 

[Uber Philf]

I hope so >_>

Our invoice will be in the mail.
We only charge a success fee.
Need any more help with unusual fetishes?

YES! a very unusual fetish of tomato soup!

 

[JMH]

I hope so >_>

Our invoice will be in the mail.
We only charge a success fee.
Need any more help with unusual fetishes?

YES! a very unusual fetish of tomato soup!

This is serious if you are phantasising sharing it with squirrels - especially those of the opposite sex.
If you are merely confining your erotic thoughts to tomato soup only, a short course of shock aversion therapy should have you back on the straight & narrow in no time.

 

[Lordbob75]

Today I ate cat food.

Epic...

~Lordbob

My herd of kitties heard that. never turn your back on the claw

I'm really getting the hang of high heels.

~Lordbob

 

[JMH]

Today I ate cat food.

Epic...

~Lordbob

My herd of kitties heard that. never turn your back on the claw

I'm really getting the hang of high heels.

~Lordbob

Hi M'Lord.
Your Grandparents will be proud of you!!!

 

[AussieGuy92]

hmmmm..... in the background i can see that paint is open....wonder who?

 

[Dwarf]

Now what's happening? My profile picture changed from nothing to Fifi and now it's SpongeBob Square Pants ?!? :shock:

 

[Dwarf]

I've decided to bring in a top Judge for this trial.


The Jury has been selected.


The charges read as follows:

On or around the 14th and/or the 15th of November 2009 it has been noted that the Avatar and Profile pictures of the said Complainant, namely Dwarf, have been changed by person (or persons) unknown. In addition, a charge is also laid regarding the above named Complainant's Profile, namely the Occupation (which used to be blank) being changed to read "Orville's feather painter and nappy changer".

 

[ratePV]

Ouch, that got to hurt:devil:

 

[Zidane24]

View attachment 36955 Ouch, that got to hurt:devil:

I thought Wendy's new slogan was "You Know When It is Real"....:sarc:

Do you join our Side Dwarf? BTW I sentence Airbot to one 24hr duration of wearing a Dolly Parton image for his past offences

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

View attachment 36955 Ouch, that got to hurt:devil:

I thought Wendy's new slogan was "You Know When It is Real"....:sarc:

Do you join our Side Dwarf? BTW I sentence Airbot to one 24hr duration of wearing a Dolly Parton image for his past offences

I thought you were going to say "wearing" Dolly's underwear when I first saw this.


He may enjoy that too much though!

 

[Joan Archer]

I haven't seen him yet is he trying to stay out of sight until the 24 hours are up so we don't see it