Quote of the Day - [4]

[A Guy]

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
~Joan D. Vinge

A Guy

 

[Dsprague]

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

 

[maxie]

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places

Mark Twain

 

[sdadamo]

Every leader has a flaw and every flaw has a leader.
I said this in 9th grade

 

[A Guy]

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
~E. B. White

A Guy

 

[maxie]

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others

Audrey Hepburn

 

[Dsprague]

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love.
-- DeGourmont

 

[A Guy]

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
~Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"

A Guy

 

[Dsprague]

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
-- The Old Farmer's Almanac

 

[maxie]

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.


W. C. Fields

 

[Arc]

None thanks the BSOD analyst that did the leg work.

_ bobafetthotmail

 

[koolkat77]

 

[A Guy]

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
~Woody Allen

A Guy

 

[maxie]

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now.


Denis Waitley

 

[Dsprague]

It's time to boot, do your boot ROMs know where your disk controllers are?

 

[A Guy]

"A COWBOYS LAST REQUEST"
By Terry Ike Clanton

Let me tell you folks
Who have gathered here today
That I'm a proud and thankful cowboy
Who has just passed away

I know it's hard
But, please don't cry
Fer I'm now ridin' Gods trails
High up in the sky

The hoss I'm ridin' now
Don't spook, buck or kick
Fer God stables perfect horses
And now I have my pick

Lord, please forgive me of all my sins
Fer I haven't been perfect
But I know that he who believes in You
Forever wins!

I have lived a good life
A cowboys dream come true
Thank You Lord,
Fer I'm now ready to ride into eternity
Me, my horse, and You.

RIP Mike

A Guy

 

[indianacarnie]

"The two most powerful warriors are patience and time." Leo Tolstoy

 

[essenbe]

Very well done, Bill.

 

[Britton30]

Very well done, Bill.

 

[x BlueRobot]

Very well done, Bill.