Quote of the Day - [4]

[Layback Bear]

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
~Unknown

A Guy

I think this Quote was from IBM.

 

[maxie]

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.

 

[Borg 386]

"At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy in the head and I should be committed to a mental institution. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?" - Unknown

 

[A Guy]

Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.
~Sydney Smith

A Guy

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

"At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy in the head and I should be committed to a mental institution. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?" - Unknown

Why are men so afraid of commitment?

Lady Fitzgerald

 

[Layback Bear]

"At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy in the head and I should be committed to a mental institution. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?" - Unknown

Why are men so afraid of commitment?

Lady Fitzgerald

For both men and women
I think it's something in their jeans.

 

[ICIT2LOL]

Only thin smoke without flame
From the heaps of couch-grass;
Yet this will go onward the same
Though Dynasties pass.

_ Thomas Hardy.

Archie you come out with the most amazing stuff

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
― Kahlil Gibran

 

[boohbah]

 

[A Guy]

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
~Doug Larson

A Guy

 

[ICIT2LOL]

From one of my offsiders at work -

"Where there is a will there is always a relative"

 

[xxnatedoggxx]

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[koolkat77]

 

[maxie]

There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it.

 

[A Guy]

Why be a man when you can be a success?
~Bertolt Brecht

A Guy

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Why be a man when you can be a success?
~Bertolt Brecht

A Guy

We women have been saying that for millennia.

 

[koolkat77]

 

[xxnatedoggxx]

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx

 

[Layback Bear]

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx

Great; I love it.

 

[A Guy]

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
~Charles Baudelaire

A Guy

 

[ICIT2LOL]

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
― Rodney Dangerfield