Quote of the Day

[noobvious]

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we'll be voting for plants. -Lewis Black

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Old chinese proverb:
If I hear - I forget, If I see - I remember, If I do - I understand

"What's there to understand?

 

[Dave76]

All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.

Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin

 

[DocBrown]

One should not fear death, but to be concerned over what dies in us while we live.

Ed Monroe

 

[noobvious]

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Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
~Author Unknown
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[smarteyeball]

I have had more profound and insightful thoughts during a single ablution, than some will ever have in their entire life.

-anon

 

[Borg 386]

yipes

"I love necrophilia, but I cant stand the awkward silences."

 

[johnwillyums]

"I've explored you with the detachment of an analyst
But most nights we've raided the same kingdoms
And none of our secrets are physical
None of our secrets are physical
None of our secrets are physical now"

Kevin Barnes-of Montreal

 

[johnwillyums]

Another quote from a great Canadian band. The Arcade Fire-Crown of Love

"They say it fades if you let it, love was made to forget it. i carved
your name across my eyelids, you pray for rain i pray for blindness.
if you still want me, please forgive me, the crown of love is not upon me.
if you still want me, please forgive me, because the spark is not within me."

 

[AlexRD]

"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"
Edmund Burke

 

[A Guy]

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability
~Oscar Wilde

A Guy

 

[noobvious]

"When I was a teenager, Mom said I'd go blind if I didn't quit doing *that*. Maybe she was right — since the invention of internet porn, computer monitors keep getting bigger and bigger. !" — Bill Ervin.

 

[Dave76]

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Robin Williams

 

[mickey megabyte]

To profess to be doing God's will is a form of megalomania. - Joseph Prescott

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Everyone thinks of changing the world but
no one thinks of changing himself!

 

[Borg 386]

"A man is not complete until he is married...then he is finished."

Unknown

 

[noobvious]

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin

 

[The Howling Wolves]

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin

I love Carlin.............



I Think?

 

[noobvious]

I'd need to be smoking something a lot stronger than cigarettes to even think about buys a macbook -

 

[Chase]

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."

Stephen Hawking