Quote of the Day

[A Guy]

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like
~George Carlin

A Guy

 

[Dave76]

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Howard Ruff

 

[noobvious]

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."—N.C. State basketball player Charles Shackleford

 

[tea]

If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty. ~Japanese Proverb

 

[johnwillyums]

Ah. You again! Anyone who calls themselves tea and posts quotes about tea has got to be into tea. I drink so much tea my dentist keeps asking me to cut down.
Welcome to the forum

 

[tea]

Ah. You again! Anyone who calls themselves tea and posts quotes about tea has got to be into tea. I drink so much tea my dentist keeps asking me to cut down.
Welcome to the forum

Thanks! Good to see another tea drinker.

 

[Barman58]

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Howard Ruff

No but the weather forecasts were a lot better than today's

 

[severedsolo]

Carlsberg don't make people, but if they did, the end result would be me - Severedsolo

 

[Kirsch]

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best

 

[Dwarf]

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Howard Ruff

No but the weather forecasts were a lot better than today's

Universal Weather Forecast

General Forecast.

This applies everywhere.

Tommorrow will be like today, which in turn was like yesterday. There will be outbreaks of sun and rain in various proportions and intensities dependant on the location. Some will have both at the same time and, where the sun is not present, you might have the moon. Of course, it is possible that you can have both sun and moon at the same time (this means that you may or may not be able to see the moon). This therefore implies that where you have neither sun or moon it will be dark. Temperatures will vary from hot to cold and in cold areas (or places of high altitude) any rain that falls may do so in the form of snow. Some precipitation of either rain or snow may be accompanied by thunder and lightning. Wind of various speeds and directions will accompany much of the weather.

Local Forecast.

Open your door/window and look outside. Your weather is what you've got.

 

[xarden]

That which doesnt kill you, makes you stronger...
...Or puts you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

That which doesnt kill you, makes you stronger...
...Or puts you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

xarden,
Are you describing marriage where you get caught cheating?
Just wanted to know as I am on crutches!:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[CarlTR6]

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Howard Ruff

No but the weather forecasts were a lot better than today's

You got that right!

 

[smarteyeball]

Why quote, when you can be quoted?

-anon

 

[noobvious]

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Howard Ruff

No but the weather forecasts were a lot better than today's

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. -George Carlin's "Hippy Dippy Weatherman"

 

[A Guy]

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
~Dan Quayle

A Guy

 

[JMH]

If we wish to free ourselves from enslavement, we must choose freedom and the responsibility this entails.


Leo Buscaglia.

 

[johnwillyums]

While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State.
Lenin, "State and Revolution", 1919
Russian Communist politician & revolutionary (1870 - 1924)

 

[tea]

Gladstone (1865) Victorian British Prime Minister
If you are cold, tea will warm you; If you are too heated, it will cool you; If you are depressed, it will cheer you; If you are excited, it will calm you.

 

[johnwillyums]

I am in no way interested in immortality,
but only in the taste of tea.
-Lu tung