Random: Best Ways To Destroy A Computer

[mcbeat257]

Hi Everyone,
I have always wanted to get an opinion of this but here is the question:
What is the best way for you to destroy a computer? It can be any computer and if you want you can say how you would do it without smashing it with something or dropping it.

Hope you come up with a good one

NOTE: Other question applies from my page 2 response. Go to my post and see that as well.

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Explosives.

 

[mcbeat257]

If it was without destroying it, I would wipe out the entire hard drive. If I destroyed it, I would make the computer trigger a bomb on itself.

 

[BugMeister]

a bath of acid..

 

[Britton30]

Take leads from a 12V car battery and randomly touch metal parts inside.
Set it between the enormous electro-magnets of a cyclotron.
Spray it with water while powered up.

EDIT: Use BootCamp a run a Mac OS.

 

[King Arthur]

When in doubt, C4.

 

[Indianatone]

Hook a kite to it and fly the kite in a thunderstorm. That will toast it.

 

[Brink]

Target practice using a 10 gauge semi automatic shotgun with magnum load.

 

[A Guy]

Give it to the average windows user

A Guy

 

[Brink]

:roflmao:

 

[theveterans]

Microwave it and watch some cool light shows

 

[DocBrown]

Run it through Chester the molester's Discount Crematory

 

[BrightBlessings]

Lay it on it's side and while peering at cpu fan, drop 1/2 gallon of brown muscat into the innards. It worked for me. A waste of good plonk though.

 

[Golden]

Immerse it in a tub of fluoroantimonic acid

 

[indianacarnie]

Give it to the average windows user

A Guy

Was going to say "give it to my step-mom"! Nicest lady you ever met....... but screws up log on , much less anything else on her long suffering machine.

 

[crankypenguin]

Insert a America Online CD in it.

 

[Northernsoul55]

Send it to Bill Gates.

 

[Wenda]

I don't know whether this qualifies....

My late brother and his girlfriend were having a 'nookie' on my lounge while I was out, and
they managed to knock a Bourbon & Coke over into my Acer TM370 netbook (it was on the
coffee-table).

Needless to say, it was never the same again (still worked, but the keyboard was 'cactus').

Wenda.

 

[mcbeat257]

Hi Everyone,
I would for you to edit your response for the reason of "without destroying". If you did not do physical damage to the computer, how would you do it? Place your response right below your already written response in "edit" mode.

 

[FuturDreamz]

Rip it apart, see how it works, salvage any reusable parts, then throw it in the garbage.