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Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.)
A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.



This is the best one!

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
 

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What's special in Lada Sport? A hole in the floor and track shoes.
 
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What different on a Yugo Sport?

The driver wears Nike AirMax!
 

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Windows 7 SP1 x64
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Intel E8400 3.0 GHz
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Gainward 8800GT 512 Mb
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Realtek HD Audio 889A
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LG L204WS
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Intel 520 Series 120Gb SSD (System)
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Cooler Master 650W
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Cooler Master Centurion 532
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2x 12 cm fans
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Logitech Wave
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NOD32 Smart Security
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Google Chrome


Hard to believe.
 

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Home LAN through Linksys hub to 4 port and wireless switch/router. Networked HP 2600n. Wife's computer running Windows 7, and spare laptop running Ubuntu "Karmic Kola" (9.10).

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W 7 64-bit Ultimate
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Intel Q9550 Yorkfield
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ASUS P5Q Pro
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8GB Dominator 8500C5D
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ATI : XFX 5870
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Microsoft 500
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Razer Diamondback 3G
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1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack


This is in my local town, Ive been to see it, its a lovely clock.
 

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OCZ Vertex 2 120gb 3.5" (OS)
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Thermaltake ToughPower 850w
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Microsoft Comfort Curve USB
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Franz Reichelt jumping from Eiffel Tower. "The Flying Tailor". First (and last) attempt to test his new parachute. February 4, 1912.

Did no one really forget to tell him his wings needed to be ridged?
 

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self built
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Windows 7 Professional 64-bit
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Intel E8400 3GHz
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Intel DX48BT2
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Kingston PC3-10700H 4Gb
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XFX Radeon HD 5850 BlackEd.
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Asus Xonar DG
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2x Samsung SM-T220HD 22"
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1680x1050 on two monitors
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OCZ Vertex 2 120gb 3.5" (OS)
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Thermaltake ToughPower 850w
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Scythe Mugen II
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Microsoft Comfort Curve USB
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They all truly looked shocked that he didn't actually fly. :shock:
 

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8GB Dominator 8500C5D
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ATI : XFX 5870
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Realtek HD Audio 7-1
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1x 47" LCD HDMI & 3x 26" LCD HDMI
Screen Resolution
1920x1080P & 1920x1200
Hard Drives
1x 80GB Intel X25-M G2 SSD : 1x 500GB & 1x 640GB WD Caviar Black(s)
PSU
Corsair 620HX
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Cooler Master RC-690
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Tuniq Tower 120, 2x 140mm and 3x 120mm case fans
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Microsoft 500
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Razer Diamondback 3G
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14 Mb/s
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1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack
Ah the good ol' days, when people could kill themselves in the name of science. Or something like it.
 

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Zen Productions
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Windows 7 Ultimate x64
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Intel i7-860
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Gigabyte GA-P55A-UD4P
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Corsair Dominator 1600Mhz, 8-8-8-24 1.65v 2x2GB
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ATI Radeon 5770 HD
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Intel High Definition Sound
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Samsung P2570HD
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1920x1080
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Western Digital Caviar Black 500gb
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Corsair CMPSU-750HX 750W
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Antec p183
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Corsair H50 Water Cooler
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Logitech G110
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Logitech MX Revolution
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768 mb/s
 

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realtek High-definition audio support
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hatachi Travelstar 5400 500GB & west digital 500GB
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35MB fios
Just what he needs, more booze, eh? :roflmao:
 

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ATI : XFX 5870
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Realtek HD Audio 7-1
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1x 47" LCD HDMI & 3x 26" LCD HDMI
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1920x1080P & 1920x1200
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1x 80GB Intel X25-M G2 SSD : 1x 500GB & 1x 640GB WD Caviar Black(s)
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Corsair 620HX
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Cooler Master RC-690
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Tuniq Tower 120, 2x 140mm and 3x 120mm case fans
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Microsoft 500
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Razer Diamondback 3G
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14 Mb/s
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1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack
I used to power DRINK alot!!!

never did I have this experience he had or blackouts (I need to start a new post about alcoholics some day )
 

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windows 7 professional & ultimate 64bit laptops
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2.27 boost to 2.53 & 2.53 boost to 2.80
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Mobile Intel® HM55 Express Chipset ???
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Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator HD
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realtek High-definition audio support
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hatachi Travelstar 5400 500GB & west digital 500GB
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35MB fios
I knew many drunks while serving as a missionary, and none acted like that. Though who knows what someone drunk will do next.
 

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Zen Productions
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ATI Radeon 5770 HD
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Intel High Definition Sound
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Samsung P2570HD
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1920x1080
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Western Digital Caviar Black 500gb
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Corsair CMPSU-750HX 750W
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Antec p183
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Corsair H50 Water Cooler
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Logitech G110
Mouse
Logitech MX Revolution
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768 mb/s
I used to power DRINK alot!!!

never did I have this experience he had or blackouts (I need to start a new post about alcoholics some day )

I knew many drunks while serving as a missionary, and none acted like that. Though who knows what someone drunk will do next.


I used to get like that, now I've been clean for over 12 years. :)
 

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* BFK Customs *
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W 7 64-bit Ultimate
CPU
Intel Q9550 Yorkfield
Motherboard
ASUS P5Q Pro
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8GB Dominator 8500C5D
Graphics Card(s)
ATI : XFX 5870
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio 7-1
Monitor(s) Displays
1x 47" LCD HDMI & 3x 26" LCD HDMI
Screen Resolution
1920x1080P & 1920x1200
Hard Drives
1x 80GB Intel X25-M G2 SSD : 1x 500GB & 1x 640GB WD Caviar Black(s)
PSU
Corsair 620HX
Case
Cooler Master RC-690
Cooling
Tuniq Tower 120, 2x 140mm and 3x 120mm case fans
Keyboard
Microsoft 500
Mouse
Razer Diamondback 3G
Internet Speed
14 Mb/s
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1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack
Wonder what kind of car he drove ??? :party: :what: :doh:
(d) :roflmao:
 

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1 gig
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Dunno
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Cable modem
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1 + 1 = 10b,
7 + 7 = 16o,
a + b = 15h.
I WANT 1................

 

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NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE nForce 430
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1024x768
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150GB Sata

It was release day for Microsoft's Windows 7 with exciting new features such as a better touch screen interface, so this Japanese show did a demo
:roflmao:​
 

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IBM
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Windows 3.11
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Pentium 386
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12 MB
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2 MB
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12"
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640X480
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100 MB
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1 kb/s
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I Love my PC!

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Gateway GT5056
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AMD 64x2
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Yes
Memory
1 gig
Graphics Card(s)
Dunno
Sound Card
Realtek something
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Samsung SyncMaster 940MW w/TV
Screen Resolution
1280x1024
Hard Drives
250 GB WD, USB Seagate Freedesk 1.5 T
Internet Speed
Cable modem
Other Info
1 + 1 = 10b,
7 + 7 = 16o,
a + b = 15h.
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