Thought for the day...

[Irene]

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When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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[Irene]

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

 

[IownAmoneyPit]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


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I'll let you know tomorrow..If I remember

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Most Watchmakers fall into the senior category and the Inventor of the Watch must of had a "Senior Moment" while inventing.

 

[noobvious]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


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I've been known to rummage through the house for something that is in my pocket....does that count?

 

[mickey megabyte]

i often look for my glasses whilst wearing them...

 

[LiquidSnak]

What was I doing in this thread again?

 

[Irene]

Thought for the day - November 1st, 2010

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 2nd, 2010

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

 

[spinifex]

If a person walks up a hill, is he/she on the level???

 

[Irene]

If a person walks up a hill, is he/she on the level???

Good question...

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 3rd, 2010

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

 

[wes]

Why is the probability of a hardware failure disappearing inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

 

[spinifex]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[mickey megabyte]

if a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no women nearby to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[Irene]

Why is the probability of a hardware failure disappearing inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

Lots of practice!

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Mmmm.....

if a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no women nearby to hear him, is he still wrong?

Definitely!

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 4th, 2010

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 5th, 2010

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

 

[Baroness von Shush]

I like this section! LOL!

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 6th, 2010

I like this section! LOL!

Thank you..



Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but are the hardest thing to eat with?

 

[spinifex]

"Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"