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Irene

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? :rolleyes:


When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'. ;)
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Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
 

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? :rolleyes:


When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'. ;)
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I'll let you know tomorrow..If I remember

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Most Watchmakers fall into the senior category and the Inventor of the Watch must of had a "Senior Moment" while inventing.
 

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? :rolleyes:


When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'. ;)
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I've been known to rummage through the house for something that is in my pocket....does that count? :D
 

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i often look for my glasses whilst wearing them...
 

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What was I doing in this thread again?
 

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Thought for the day - November 1st, 2010

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
 

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Thought for the Day - November 2nd, 2010

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
 

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If a person walks up a hill, is he/she on the level???
 

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If a person walks up a hill, is he/she on the level???
Good question...

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? :confused:
 

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Thought for the Day - November 3rd, 2010

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
 

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Why is the probability of a hardware failure disappearing inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
 

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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
 

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if a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no women nearby to hear him, is he still wrong?
 

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i love win7

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(1) Intel(R) HD Graphics (2) VNC Mirror Driver
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Realtek High Definition Audio
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AIO LCD
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Thought for the Day - November 4th, 2010

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
 

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Thought for the Day - November 5th, 2010

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
 

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3.00 GB
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(1) Intel(R) HD Graphics (2) VNC Mirror Driver
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Realtek High Definition Audio
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AIO LCD
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Thought for the Day - November 6th, 2010

I like this section! LOL! :)
Thank you.. :)



Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but are the hardest thing to eat with?


 
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Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
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Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-2120 CPU @ 3.30GHz
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Packard Bell IPISB-AG
Memory
3.00 GB
Graphics Card(s)
(1) Intel(R) HD Graphics (2) VNC Mirror Driver
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
AIO LCD
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
WDC WD10EADX-22TDHB0 ATA Device
Fixed hard disk media
4 partitions
931.51 GB
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Wireless
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IE; Firefox
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Samsung N220 Plus Netbook - Windows 7 Home
HP laptop
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"Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
 

My Computer

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Home build
OS
Win7 Ultimate x64
CPU
3820
Motherboard
Rampage IV formula
Memory
12 GB kit
Graphics Card(s)
XFX nVidia GeForce GTX 560
Sound Card
On board card
Monitor(s) Displays
LG 27" x 2
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
1 x OCZ Vertex 4 , 256Gb
PSU
875W Thermal Take
Case
Antec P160W
Cooling
Noctua
Keyboard
Logitech Wave Pro
Mouse
Logitech
Internet Speed
1.5 Mb
Other Info
Logitech G25 steering wheel, Logitech Extreme 3D Pro joystick.
Logitech surround sound speaker system.
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