Today [10]

[mitchell65]

I don't think this thread needs a template.

Bedtime for me as I have to get up at 6.30AM for our J.W. meeting in the morning.

WOW, I would of thought the Jobless Workshy wouldn't have met until at least mid-afternoon

So that's what J.W. means. I thought it was something to do with the Sunday Morning Door Knockers Society

 

[boohbah]

all you have to do john ,is tell em you are a "do not call" and they dont come back.

 

[mitchell65]

all you have to do john ,is tell em you are a "do not call" and they dont come back.

They must be a faint hearted lot in Truro. Ours are much more insistent! I just show them my blood donor card!

 

[z3r010]

One day they will learn that Pastafarianism is the true way.

 

[noobvious]

all you have to do john ,is tell em you are a "do not call" and they dont come back.

I told them that I worshipped the Father of Lies, with a perfect poker face....they left and never came back!

 

[mitchell65]

I used to run a car on benefits, but I sold it back in 2005, as I was not using it.

Do you think that was because, as you were still taking driving lessons until recently, you didn't have a licence to drive without a qualified driver with you?

 

[boohbah]

One day they will learn that Pastafarianism is the true way.

so how do you smoke pasta?
in a ciabatta chillum?

 

[mitchell65]

I do love reading this thread, a considerable amount of it is Carl related, the thing that amuses me the most is that he just totally ignores all the things people post about him (unless its positive or should I say not negative ) I imagine his next post even after all these comments will be something along the lines of "I have walked Gracie today" and that will be that.

Edit: And now I look like a total tit cos he just replied haha!

Don't worry about carl he has the skin of a rhinoceros

 

[Dwarf]

Somewhere out there is a rhino wondering where its skin has gone!

 

[Joan Archer]

:roflmao:

 

[A Guy]

A Guy

 

[Arc]

 

[Carl Lawrence]

We have been to our meeting this morning and also I have taken Gracie for a walk as usual. A bit later I will put the recycling out for collection tomorrow.

 

[Hopalong X]

How sweet. Gracie took Carl for his walk.

 

[A Guy]

Gracie has a job. A Guy

 

[noobvious]

How sweet. Gracie took Carl for his walk.

If only she had an umbrella for him...

 

[mitchell65]

We have been to our meeting this morning

Did you decide to do anything vaguely useful?

 

[x BlueRobot]

I went to work this morning, and then played Fable II for a while, and now going to watch Elf; I have had such an interesting weekend

 

[Baroness von Shush]

Well after giggling at the today thread I have a few mentions....

Kari I love the fact you wanted to be a reindeer that made me giggle.

Apple92 Many congratulations on your post as Vice President for the Peace Loving Club, your hard work is definitely paying off.

For John and his spaghetti monster each to their own I say.

Blue robot ...I love The film Elf it makes me laugh hysterically.

As for me today, I have watched Mars needs Moms with Han and taught her how to make a fruit cake, she in turn reiterated this to her teddies who were sat watching us.

 

[boohbah]

sounds like a pleasant day angie, i spent the morning making gingerbread men, women and stars with danny and selina, they were really nice chewy like expensive cookies
we also sent our letters to santa,

i ought to say that since i was a child our family sends santas letters up in the air, how we do it is to use tissue paper as the writing paper,
when the letter is finished you screw it into a ball and unravel it again then you roll it into a tube a little smaller diameter than a toilet roll core.
then you light the top of the paper it burns down to the bottom of the paper then the magic happens...

the whole thing lifts off the surface and floats in the air
a bit like this .



its funny to think people are making money out of this idea that we have been doing since i was a kid.