Yesterday

[holo88]

i just got a ****pickle of a hair cut. was going good at first. a #4 all around (1/2 inch blade on the buzzers) then i ran into a little problem. i could get that little piece next to my ear on either side. so i enlisted my stepma to help me out. but i failed to realize that see is blind as a bat, and she loped off a chunck of my sideburn on one side... so i had to even it out, and it looks retarded. good thing i wear glasses, so you cant really notice it (the big bald chop over my ear)....

i dont even want to see what she did to the back of my neck
so im just going to wear a hooded sweatshirt till it grows back.

 

[Kari]

I wrote down Joli Bear's vocabulary. She is 18 months old. She started walking at 10 months.

Aishafriesoh manAll donegreenoutsideappleHere DaddyparkArielHey DaddyphonebabyHipizzaballhmmpleasebananahmmphpopbathhotpuppybeep beepI clean upquack quackbelly buttonI eatrainbiteI jumpraisinblanketI napremoteBobbyI playRockyboobooI riderunbookI SitshampooboomI spinshoesbootsI throwsocksbootyI wipesongbounceJordanspoonboysJosie stickerbubblesjuicesuckerbunnyketchupsunbuskeystablecheesekitchenthank youChicoKuyaTonychiplightstoysCindylotiontruckCokeLucyTVcoldMaddieubos nacookiemailupcrackerMaxievacuumcupmessyVanniDaddy Michaelwala nadammitMommywatchdarkmoonwaterduckMove DaddyWhatElmoMove Mommywhat did you doeyesNoWhat's thisFernandoNoooo!!!WilliefightnoseWowoweefootObamaYes

Would you like me to add this as an attachment to Antman - English - Antman dictionary? Or maybe an Antman - English - Antman: Junior Edition?

Kari

 

[Lee]

I must say that this post has received a great bit of mileage. It is just fun to read from what this started out as to where it as gone. It is interesting to read some of the unique things people come up with. It reminds me of a time back in the early 80s when me and my XO (Executive Officer) would set on the bridge of the Destroyer I was commanding and watch the crew—it was comical watching the things they would do when they thought no one was watching.

 

[holo88]

i just rigged another fan up to the outside of my case (side vent). looks like crap, but it works. dropped inner temp by ~10 degrees. i had to splice up a bunch of wires, and bend a few things.... yay. now all i have to do is put some screening over the blades. it caught my finger 2x already

 

[chuckr]

Today,
I just got back from shopping.
Bought me a charcoal-burning Weber BBQ grille, 18.5", like I had in early 70s.

That freakin gas thing on the patio is 'convenient', but cannot do a proper steak.

Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a couple of 2" thick fillets and 2 monster Bahamian lobster tails.
A very big bottle of Absolute vodka and a decent red or two or three.
Have a few martinis for 'Sundowner's.

Screw this 'sardines' and peanut butter crap! (Figuratively speaking...)

I want a real Labor Day "end of summer".

 

[AllMac]

Today I spent $70 USD on hair colouring.

I messed up the colouring myself so they had to do something fancy to remove the horror and apply a much nicer tone.
I am actually in the phase of growing longer hair so going bold wasn't acceptable.

 

[spinifex]

Nice quiet day here in West Aus.
Went to the computer store to get a few things for the Handbrake.
A 1tb black WD, 2 x 8 gig thumbdrives, a copy of Vista Ultimate (with Win 7 thingy) and a usb disk dock.

Not bad, considering yesterday i got her 3 x 1.5tb drives for her comp, to replace 3 x 1tb drives, which are now hooked up in usb enclosures. Gives her 8.5tb of disk space.
She has big plans apparently. Not game to ask, lol.


Jon

 

[Tews]

I need (wwant) to make Tews spew coffee or ROFL 97 times today.

Maybe if I colored my hair...

I stop drinking coffee at 9:00am ... will tea do?? :roflmao:

 

[Zidane24]

I stop drinking coffee at 9:00am ... will tea do?? :roflmao:

Notice the "wwant"...which means he wants it at double the perceived wanting

To summarize I believe the tea will do

 

[Dinesh]

Today i bought this new cell phone for office purpose. samsung e1410.

 

[Tews]

WWhile that is true, a certain member has forcefully delineated the difference between a wwant and a need. I ddo ddoubly wwant to cause Tews to spews, but I have failed in my mission to get him to do it 100 times in a wweek.

I rrran out offf LLLuziane ... sssorry.. :roflmao:

 

[holo88]

today. there was no today. it's tonight now. but eratic sleeping patterns will do that to ya. that and having no real reason to get up, logic tells me not to. so. i didnt

now on to more pressing matters. who stole ma'damn orange juice!

 

[mickey megabyte]

holo, sometimes i am mildly concerned about you and your posts...

anyway, today i went to a fun party, and now it's 01.35 and i have had a glass or two too many...

but why not?

 

[Ballistyx]

Today im heading out fishing with my father since its fathers day and its a nice and sunny day

Yesterday i got a bigger desk =)

(image)

 

[Zidane24]

Did the same thing with my step dad when the US celebrated Father's Day on June 6th

 

[spinifex]

Went to the hardware store just now and came home with a screw driver kit.
The only one in the whole store with a T8 bit in it. Better than none, i guess.

Now for the fun part. Pull the pcb board of 1 HDD and see if i can make another one work, that died in its sleep. Need to do an autopsy as it was my main drive, and need stuff, like license codes taken of before it gets a memorial service and be allowed to rest in HDD hheaven.

Never been attempted in this household, so i guess i'll be the test pilot.
Great day to be spending father's day, lol.



Antman, just noticed something.

"It's Dave"
Cheech and Chong

 

[chuckr]

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer day.

A one-armed fisherman cannot lie.

Give a man a fish, caught by a 2-armed fisherman, he will eat for a week, maybe more...


Today I went shopping.
I bought a very big bottle of Absolute vodka, four 2" thick fillets, 2 monster Bahamian lobster tails,
10 'island' limes and 2 'american' limes.

Two 18 lb bags of charcoal (used to be 20) and a big bottle of 'starter fluid'.
I hope I don't mistake the vodka for the starter fluid...

Tomorrow, I'm going to think about doing the dishes and mowing the lawn.
Hopefully, not too hard, and not too long...

 

[armyslowrdr]

Today I continued tweaking Windows 7 and hung around Internet forums all day--such as Bob and Feyma's Philippine Forum, Centextalks, bikemojo, mountainbike review, and of course here and OC.net.

I ate at Joes Pasta and Pizza and watched about hve of the Mizzou and Fightin Illiini football game.

It's been a good weekend I recken.

 

[chuckr]

It's been a good weekend I recken.

Does that mean you've finished Sunday night, and you're west of the 'dateline'?

 

[Lee]

This is not a lie, it is the truth, believe me, you can trust what I am about to tell you. Back in 1975 I was stationed in Hawaii, had a neighbor who was sport fishermen (had a nice boat). Well one day we went out past Barbers Point off the west side of Oahu about 15 miles out; now for the true fish story: It was my luck to be sitting in the chair when a 265 pound Yellow Finn Tuna hit, and one-hour-sixteen minutes larger I brought that tuna to the boat, and until 1997 that was the largest Yellow Finn caught off the coast of Hawaii. Now I know you all are saying where is the picture of this big ass fish. Well it is sitting in front of me, albeit no way of putting on the screen. So later today (it is 1:34 AM) I will go over to my oldest sons house and make a copy just for you none believers, then place on this thread.