You know your getting old when....

boohbah

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you get white paint in your mustache and dont notice it for a couple of days. (happened today)

and you cook the polystyrene tray under the pizza in the oven with the pizza. (last week)

personally i think im suffering from fatigue, its the school summer holidays :D

feel free to add your own observations on this topic.
 

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Must be that cabbage worm infestation.

I warned you to stay away from Facebook or you would get worms, bugs and creepy crawlys. ;)
 

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Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
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Intel Core i7-870 Lynnfield 2.93GHz LGA 1156 95W Quad-Core
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ASUS P7P55D-E PRO
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8GB@1400MHz Crucial Ballistix DDR3-1600 4x2GB
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`yeah that would be it mike.

the white paint was hiding amongst my now grey beard and tash.

and i kept quiet about the pizza base
next i'll be repeating myself.
yeah that would be it mike :D
 

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Hewlett packard/p6512uk
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Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
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IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor
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FOXCONN 2AA9
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2x2gb
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ati radeon HD 5450
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(1) Realtek High Definition Audio (2) AMD High Definition
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samsung lcd tv 32"
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1360x 768
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(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
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`yeah that would be it mike.

the white paint was hiding amongst my now grey beard and tash.

and i kept quiet about the pizza base
next i'll be repeating myself.
yeah that would be it mike :D

Must be that cabbage worm infestation.

I warned you to stay away from Facebook or you would get worms, bugs and creepy crawlys. ;)

I never had a problem repeating myself. :party:
 

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Hopalong/ Godzilla
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Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
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Intel Core i7-870 Lynnfield 2.93GHz LGA 1156 95W Quad-Core
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ASUS P7P55D-E PRO
Memory
8GB@1400MHz Crucial Ballistix DDR3-1600 4x2GB
Graphics Card(s)
ASUS ENGTX460 DirectCU/2DI/1GD5 1GB 256-bit GDDR5
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VIA Onboard
Monitor(s) Displays
Asus VS248H-P 24"; Samsung SyncMaster 941BW 19"ws
Screen Resolution
1920x1080; 1440x900
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Samsung 830 120GB SSD
Intel 320 120GB SSD
Western Digital Caviar Black WD7501AALS 750GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s
Western Digital Caviar Black WD6401AALS 640GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s
PSU
COOLER MASTER Silent Pro RS850-AMBAJ3-US 850W Modular
Case
COOLER MASTER HAF 932 RC-932-KKN5-GP Black
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Scythe "Mugen-2 Rev.B" (2 ScytheKaze-Jyuni PWM fans)
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Logitech K-320
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Kensington
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Avast Inernet Suite
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IE 9 ; Chrome
Boobah, I guarantee you're not the first one to bake a pizza on part of the packaging. As they say, "Don't ask me how I know."
 

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HP 355 G2 laptop
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windows 7 professional 64-bit
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320 gig 7200 RPM
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Wireless adapter: Atheros AR9285 802.11 b/g/n
You know you're getting old when you put on a Movie for the Family and you fall asleep at the Begining but wake up at the End ;)

I have that Old man sleepy Dieseas
 

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CoreI7-6700K MrFingerIII Special Builds
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Windows 10 Home Premium 64bit sp1
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Intel I7-6700K @ 4.6 Ghz 1.344 volts everyday OC
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Asrock Fatality K6 Z170 Socket 1151
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haha thats another one solar, i fall asleep in the cinema and always wake five mins from the end.
 

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Hewlett packard/p6512uk
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Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
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IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor
Motherboard
FOXCONN 2AA9
Memory
2x2gb
Graphics Card(s)
ati radeon HD 5450
Sound Card
(1) Realtek High Definition Audio (2) AMD High Definition
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung lcd tv 32"
Screen Resolution
1360x 768
Hard Drives
(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
PSU
?
Cooling
air!
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wireless hp
Mouse
wireless Hp,optical
Internet Speed
1.10mb/s
Antivirus
MSE
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Firefox
You know you're getting old when you put on a Movie for the Family and you fall asleep at the Begining but wake up at the End ;)

I have that Old man sleepy Dieseas
My dad does that but mid way into the movie and he wakes up when its already in the credits sometimes. :shock: LOL You have to watch it with him during the day or he will fall asleep half way through,though not always but happens at times :cool:
 

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custom build
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Windows 10 64bit
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AMD Phenom II X4 925 (Deneb)(2.8GHz) OC 3.4GHz
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M5A78L-MLX Plus
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Corsair Vengeance DDR3 4GBX2 (8192MB)
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Razer DeathStalker
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Defualt on win 10
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cpu is overclocked in bios
You know that age is causing strange things to happen to car keys.. you surely didn't put them in the fridge, along with the O J.:D.. ......NO NEVER !!!
 

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Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
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2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
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8GB DDR3
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Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
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1280 X 1024
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1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
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Intel B960 processor
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Multi Gesture Touchpad
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USB - portable mouse... I added this
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Avast
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I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN

•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
What do you call it when you are 27 and you have gray/white parts on your hair & beard?
 

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ASUS G72 Notebook
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Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
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Intel® Core™2 Duo mobile processor P8700 2.53 GHz
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NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260M
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EAX Advanced HD 4.0 + Logitech Wireless Headset G930
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17.3" LED-backlit LCD high-definition plus widescreen
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1600 x 900
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2 x Seagate Momentus 500 GB 5400.6 SATA 3Gb/s
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Clear Modem with Wi-fi*
Comodo Internet Security Premium
What do you call it when you are 27 and you have gray/white parts on your hair & beard?
That's called pre-maturely gray.. You still have youth on your side. Congrats.. ;)
 

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Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
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Windows 8 - 64-bit
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2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
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8GB DDR3
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Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
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17.3" Ultrabright HD widescreen LED-backlit LCD
Screen Resolution
1280 X 1024
Hard Drives
1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
DVD-Super Multi DL drive
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Intel B960 processor
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XXXXX
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XXXXX
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Multi Gesture Touchpad
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USB - portable mouse... I added this
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Avast
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I E 10
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I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN

•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
You know that age is causing strange things to happen to car keys.. you surely didn't put them in the fridge, along with the O J.:D.. ......NO NEVER !!!
Especially if it is tomato juice...
...making you wonder why the O.J. tasted odd this morning. :doh:
You should have had a V-8.
 

My Computer

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Hopalong/ Godzilla
OS
Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
CPU
Intel Core i7-870 Lynnfield 2.93GHz LGA 1156 95W Quad-Core
Motherboard
ASUS P7P55D-E PRO
Memory
8GB@1400MHz Crucial Ballistix DDR3-1600 4x2GB
Graphics Card(s)
ASUS ENGTX460 DirectCU/2DI/1GD5 1GB 256-bit GDDR5
Sound Card
VIA Onboard
Monitor(s) Displays
Asus VS248H-P 24"; Samsung SyncMaster 941BW 19"ws
Screen Resolution
1920x1080; 1440x900
Hard Drives
Samsung 830 120GB SSD
Intel 320 120GB SSD
Western Digital Caviar Black WD7501AALS 750GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s
Western Digital Caviar Black WD6401AALS 640GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s
PSU
COOLER MASTER Silent Pro RS850-AMBAJ3-US 850W Modular
Case
COOLER MASTER HAF 932 RC-932-KKN5-GP Black
Cooling
Scythe "Mugen-2 Rev.B" (2 ScytheKaze-Jyuni PWM fans)
Keyboard
Logitech K-320
Mouse
Kensington
Antivirus
Avast Inernet Suite
Browser
IE 9 ; Chrome
I tell myself that polystyrene is good roughage -- keeps me regular! And as for movies... how is it that so many recent releases (like Jurassic Park) are suddenly twenty years old? I think they are fibbing about those dates...
 

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me / #1
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wd caviar black 500 gb
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raidmax 500w
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smilodon (yes, t'was the pretty blue lites that got me!)
Since the word 'movie' had been in the thread, does anyone remember the movie 'A Song is Born'?

 

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ASUS G72 Notebook
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Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
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Intel® Core™2 Duo mobile processor P8700 2.53 GHz
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6GB DDRII
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260M
Sound Card
EAX Advanced HD 4.0 + Logitech Wireless Headset G930
Monitor(s) Displays
17.3" LED-backlit LCD high-definition plus widescreen
Screen Resolution
1600 x 900
Hard Drives
2 x Seagate Momentus 500 GB 5400.6 SATA 3Gb/s
Cooling
Targus
Mouse
Logitech Wireless Trackball M570
Internet Speed
3 to 6 Mbps Download / .5 to 1 Mbps Upload
Other Info
Clear Modem with Wi-fi*
Comodo Internet Security Premium
You know that age is causing strange things to happen to car keys.. you surely didn't put them in the fridge, along with the O J.:D.. ......NO NEVER !!!
Especially if it is tomato juice...
...making you wonder why the O.J. tasted odd this morning. :doh:
You should have had a V-8.

hahaha I have noooo idea what you're talking about.. Not me.;)
 

My Computer

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Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
OS
Windows 8 - 64-bit
CPU
2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
Memory
8GB DDR3
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
Monitor(s) Displays
17.3" Ultrabright HD widescreen LED-backlit LCD
Screen Resolution
1280 X 1024
Hard Drives
1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
DVD-Super Multi DL drive
PSU
Intel B960 processor
Case
XXXXX
Cooling
XXXXX
Keyboard
Multi Gesture Touchpad
Mouse
USB - portable mouse... I added this
Antivirus
Avast
Browser
I E 10
Other Info
I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN

•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
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My Computer

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Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway 17.3" LCD Intel Dual-Core, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD Windows 8 Laptop
OS
Windows 8 - 64-bit
CPU
2.2GHz Intel Pentium dual-core B960 processor with 2MB L3 ca
Memory
8GB DDR3
Graphics Card(s)
Intel HD Graphics with 128MB of dedicated system memory
Monitor(s) Displays
17.3" Ultrabright HD widescreen LED-backlit LCD
Screen Resolution
1280 X 1024
Hard Drives
1TB hard drive-1000 GB HDD
DVD-Super Multi DL drive
PSU
Intel B960 processor
Case
XXXXX
Cooling
XXXXX
Keyboard
Multi Gesture Touchpad
Mouse
USB - portable mouse... I added this
Antivirus
Avast
Browser
I E 10
Other Info
I see nothing about Motherboard info.
I'm not sure about Sound Card
Ports :(3) USB 2.0, (1) HDMI, (1) VGA, (1) Headphone out, (1) Microphone in, (1) Ethernet LAN

•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Hewlett packard/p6512uk
OS
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
CPU
IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor
Motherboard
FOXCONN 2AA9
Memory
2x2gb
Graphics Card(s)
ati radeon HD 5450
Sound Card
(1) Realtek High Definition Audio (2) AMD High Definition
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung lcd tv 32"
Screen Resolution
1360x 768
Hard Drives
(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
PSU
?
Cooling
air!
Keyboard
wireless hp
Mouse
wireless Hp,optical
Internet Speed
1.10mb/s
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox
since the word polystyrene has been in the thread, here's a cup

2148-1.jpg
 

My Computer

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Hewlett packard/p6512uk
OS
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
CPU
IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor
Motherboard
FOXCONN 2AA9
Memory
2x2gb
Graphics Card(s)
ati radeon HD 5450
Sound Card
(1) Realtek High Definition Audio (2) AMD High Definition
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung lcd tv 32"
Screen Resolution
1360x 768
Hard Drives
(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
PSU
?
Cooling
air!
Keyboard
wireless hp
Mouse
wireless Hp,optical
Internet Speed
1.10mb/s
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox
I tell myself that polystyrene is good roughage -- keeps me regular! And as for movies... how is it that so many recent releases (like Jurassic Park) are suddenly twenty years old? I think they are fibbing about those dates...
+1 ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Well stated!

Regards,
GEWB
 

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(7 different computers booting up to 10 systems)
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Linux Mint / XP / Win7 Home, Pro, Ultimate / Win8.1 / Win10
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Four desktops, two laptops, one notebook and one tablet

My Computer

Computer type
Laptop
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HP 355 G2 laptop
OS
windows 7 professional 64-bit
CPU
AMD A8-6410
Memory
4 G
Hard Drives
320 gig 7200 RPM
Other Info
Wireless adapter: Atheros AR9285 802.11 b/g/n
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