Thought for the day...

[spinifex]

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

 

[Dwarf]

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


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[spinifex]

why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

I resemble that remark.

 

[smarteyeball]

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Historically they have an aversion to them. Something to do with all that water...

 

[noobvious]

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Historically they have an aversion to them. Something to do with all that water...

Brilliant!

 

[spinifex]

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Historically they have an aversion to them. Something to do with all that water...

They even have a statue dedicated to the boy that put his finger in the dyke.

 

[johnwillyums]

quite effective I've found.

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 7th, 2010

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
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[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 8th, 2010

Why is abreviation such a long word?

 

[spinifex]

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

 

[Baroness von Shush]

quite effective I've found.

I have been using the coin option recently.

 

[mickey megabyte]

i still can't make up my mind whether to try it or not...

 

[alfred01]

You'll sometimes hear people say " good success ", is there bad success?
You'll sometimes hear people say " logical sense ", is there illogical sense?

 

[alfred01]

i still can't make up my mind whether to try it or not...

Give it a go m.m
I liked your "If a man speaks his mind in the forest" one, but you had to see Irene's answer coming.

 

[alfred01]

I had a friend whom was really looking forward to his wedding until after, when he realized "I do" was the last decision he would ever make.

 

[applepie]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 9th, 2010

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When you dream in colour, is it a pigment of your imagination?

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 10th, 2010

A 'fine' is a tax for doing wrong. A 'tax' is a fine for doing well.

 

[spinifex]

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.​

 

[Irene]

Thought for the Day - November 11th, 2010

Happiness is not having what you want, it’s wanting what you have.