My Heart Bleeds For Him

[jfar]

Somebody please help this man out, I am too busy at the moment
Trying to get a few things sorted out with this Princess that I know, in Africa..
..................

Dear friend,

Greetings to you in the name of our heavenly God.This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please, consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility. My name is simon taylor I,m a 56 years old man. I am British living in Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I was a merchant and owned two businesses in Dubai.

I was also married with two children. My wife and two children died in a car accident six years ago. Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I lived for. I never really cared about other values in life. But since the loss of my family, I have found a new desire to assist helpless families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/ motherless homes. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, South Africa, Cameroon, Brazil, Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries. Before I became ill, I kept $5 Million in a long-term deposit account in a finance/security company .

Presently, I,m in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit and the interest accrued from the company and distributes it amongst charity organizations. your share of will be 30% of the total money for your help and for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money to charity organizations.

I,m willing to offer you a reward If you are willing to help please reply as soon as you can. May the good Lord bless you and your family.

Regards,

simon taylor

[email protected]

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

I'm sorry I can't now as I'm still busy with the little ex-queen of Bolivia I met a while back.

 

[Gornot]

I used to get these letters in my mail twice a week (not email, actual mail)

From Wikipedia:
There are a number of risk factors for esophageal cancer.[2] Some subtypes of cancer are linked to particular risk factors... blah blah blah... Drinking hot brewed tea!
This is just lol
... Found nothing about losing the ability to speak...

I'm sleepy.

 

[noobvious]

I used to get these letters in my mail twice a week (not email, actual mail)

From Wikipedia:
There are a number of risk factors for esophageal cancer.[2] Some subtypes of cancer are linked to particular risk factors... blah blah blah... Drinking hot brewed tea!
This is just lol
... Found nothing about losing the ability to speak...

I'm sleepy.

If drinking hot brewed tea caused cancer, then I would have died by now.

 

[NinaJay]

I'll help him... I am sure that deal with the man in Nigeria will still come into fruition.

My friends say I'm a sucker... I prefer to think of myself as compassionate

 

[jfar]

I'm sorry I can't now as I'm still busy with the little ex-queen of Bolivia I met a while back.

Royalty these days, so demanding.

 

[DarkDavil]

Hehehe.... I got one of those mail a while-back...and he was asking me for help in "investing" his $$. Invent it into mah fake-offshore bannnk!

 

[Fantail]

This calls for a nice old fashioned midevil blood letting.

 

[Gornot]

/me is taking blacksmithing requests from today. Crafting everything from sharp steel boots for butt kicking to two-handed axes

 

[patio]

jfar,

Have contacted him as per your request...
Will update you on progress.

patio.

 

[DocBrown]

My Ex-wife just sent me this letter

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To:
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[jfar]

O, you are soooooooooooooooo lucky, you are like me, I keep winning loads of things on the internet.