Jokes Thread

[WindowsStar]

when i'm creative and boring...

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My last name is Sanders....and I take offense to this KFC picture ROFL

You didn't come up with the idea for the "Double Down" sandwich they are selling at KFC right now, did you? The one that has no bread, just chicken(as the bread) and cheese and bacon and "special sauce":shock: ?

My apologies for the picture quality shown here, but you get the general idea. It may or may not taste good, but it can't be very good for you.

And how was it??

 

[kucing13]

you've made me hungry with those picture RYO ,and indeed you are creative .

 

[ryo]

you've made me hungry with those picture RYO ,and indeed you are creative .

that's just bone...
i'm hungry when saw noobvius picture..that's really taste...

 

[kucing13]

you've made me hungry with those picture RYO ,and indeed you are creative .

that's just bone...
i'm hungry when saw noobvius picture..that's really taste...

I'm gonna gain more weight with that

 

[noobvious]

My last name is Sanders....and I take offense to this KFC picture ROFL

You didn't come up with the idea for the "Double Down" sandwich they are selling at KFC right now, did you? The one that has no bread, just chicken(as the bread) and cheese and bacon and "special sauce":shock: ?

My apologies for the picture quality shown here, but you get the general idea. It may or may not taste good, but it can't be very good for you.

And how was it??

I didn't try it......my friend did. He liked how it tasted, but he said it gave him a bellyache a couple hours later.

 

[kucing13]

recently found

 

[Arc]

recently found

:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[echrada]

Following on from the above...

As you know Silver Surfers sometimes have trouble with their computers, my neighbour told me this one....

"I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little b*****d".

 

[kucing13]

Following on from the above...

As you know Silver Surfers sometimes have trouble with their computers, my neighbour told me this one....

"I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little b*****d".

ROFLMAO :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[alvin24]

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[Jonathan_King]

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Welcome to SF!

 

[kucing13]

 

[garysgold]

Hello alvin,

Welcome to Seven Forums.

Gary

 

[Borg 386]

Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?

He decided to stick it out for another year

 

[Thorsen]

Related Joke:

Did you hear about the baker who thought about quiting?

He couldn't because he kneaded the dough.

 

[kucing13]

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

 

[CarlTR6]

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Welcome to the forum, Alvin.

 

[CarlTR6]

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

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Hello alvin24, welcome to Seven Forums; I've never had a cherry before. :shock:

 

[Borg 386]

I actually have a Christian computer joke......

Jesus and Satan were sitting around arguing about who was the best coder.

God appeared before them and said "I guess we'll have to decide this with a contest."

Two computers appeared before Jesus and Satan. God told them "You have 4 hours to write your code."

So Jesus and Satan began furiously coding. As the time went by, they both wrote lines and lines of code.

Suddenly, there was a flash in the sky and both computers went dead, then they rebooted. Several minutes later God yelled "STOP! Times up, lets see what you both have!"

Satan looked up and said "God, I have nothing...both our computers went dead and my code is gone."

God looked over at Jesus and said "And what do you have my son?"

Jesus hit the enter button and a beautiful screen saver came to life, filled with music and angels.

Satan's jaw dropped and he looked at the screen unbelieving. "HOW is this possible? We both lost power to our PC's"

God looked at Satan and chuckled as he said "Well, everyone knows...Jesus saves."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those that save their data and those that wish they had"