erotic mouse

[Bosslady]

can someone help my laptop mouse is ACTING UP it is just doing what it pleases its driving me mad, the curser is here there and everywhere

 

[mc995599]

If you have another mouse you could plug that in and navigate to the start menu and type into the search bar DEVICE MANAGER click on the option that says DEVICE MANAGER navigate to MICE double click your Mouse and hit update driver.

This should hopefully work

 

[Lunarpancake]

do you mean erratic? Erotic is a totally different issue.

 

[shozum]

I do so think you mean erratic my friend, as I highly doubt your mouse is fostering adult situations....nevermind. Don't wanna know.

Clean the bottom of it.

Change the battery if it's cordless.

Check the USB/bluetooth sensor if it's cordless to see if it's loose.

Make sure the surface you are using it on is flat and non-refractive.

Install the latest drivers for your mouse from the manufacturers website if the update in device manager doesn't seem to work.


Good luck!

 

[HammerHead]

Different Scenario

In my case it's the operator that is erotic, or is that neuorotic?

 

[Arc]

I guess http://www.sevenforums.com/tutorials/1538-sfc-scannow-command-system-file-checker.html will fix your problem . Once I also had such a trouble .... but it was not erotic at all for me

 

[KimJong]

Does your mouse look like this?

 

[shozum]

Awesomeness. Probably the single best thread I have visited all day.

 

[Ravanx]

can someone help my laptop mouse is erotic it is just doing what it pleases its driving me mad, the curser is here there and everywhere

Two possible causes.
You mouse roller is dirty. So the dirt causes your roller sensors to go haywire when your mouse ball is rolling in another direction.
Your registry key is corrupt. Use System Restore. If that doesn't solve the problem, try fixing the registry keys or do a reformat.

 

[Lemur]

You had my attention at "erotic". Freudian slip, perhaps. hehe.

If you're using an optical mouse, make sure the bottom is clean. If you're using a ball, remove and clean the ball, blowing out any dust in the mouse.

Also, change your battery if you have an optical or wireless mouse.

Speaking of wireless, make sure the wireless access and the mouse are close, with nothing obstructing them.

 

[KimJong]

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

 

[shozum]

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

I would assume the opposite.

 

[Fayla]

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

I would assume the opposite.

...lol

Then what about a dirty/rough surface, optical mice go all strange when in contact with a non placid surface

 

[Lordbob75]

Ravanx, there are more than 2 possible causes.
Perlyperl, make sure to check out what shozum mentions.

Obligatory erotic reference:
Mice with dirty balls are not erotic, merely erratic.
It is the ones with curves you have to watch out for.

~Lordbob

 

[noobvious]

Great thread!

 

[Barman58]

Great thread!

Epic?

 

[shozum]

It would only be epic if we could get a pic or two with a mouse in a bikini, preferably gesturing or posed in a risque manner. The 1rst pic and topic made it great, we just need another gentle nudge to send it into the Epic status

 

[LiquidSnak]

Jeez. More pictures is what you want for epic status?

And liquidsnak said: "let there be epic"

and there was.

 

[Arc]

It would only be epic if we could get a pic or two with a mouse in a bikini, preferably gesturing or posed in a risque manner. The 1rst pic and topic made it great, we just need another gentle nudge to send it into the Epic status

Will it work ?

 

[shozum]

I hereby dubb this EPIC LOL.

Who would have thought....erotic meeces do exist and in various forms, shapes, and sizes