Error 0xc0000142 when trying to run cmd, sfc, just about anything.

[tohoeb]

So yeah, title. I tried creating a new user, safe mode, clean boot, system restore, registry cleaning and modifying, but nothing works so far.

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I'm on the verge of just setting this laptop on fire, lol.
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[wither 2]

Do you have the Geforce Experience? If so, try uninstalling it.

 

[Megahertz07]

"The most typical reason why the Application Error 0xc0000142 appears is down to corrupt or damaged files which the various applications you need use."

Boot from a Win 7 installation disk (any brand, 64 bit version), go to repair and launch a CMD window.
Type dir c: to see if it is the windows partition. Then type chkdsk c: /f
Pay attention on the results, specially bad clusters, bad sectors or bad blocks.