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Terrorz

Terrorz

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Atlanta, GA
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." - Dont know
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway NV5378u
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
CPU
AMD Athlon II X2 M300
Motherboard
Gateway SJV50TR 0100
Memory
4GB
Graphics Card(s)
AMD M880G with ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200
Sound Card
Conexant High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor
Screen Resolution
15.6" 16:9 HD LED LCD
Hard Drives
Hitachi HTS545050B9A300 Disk Device 500GB
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
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My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway NV5378u
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
CPU
AMD Athlon II X2 M300
Motherboard
Gateway SJV50TR 0100
Memory
4GB
Graphics Card(s)
AMD M880G with ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200
Sound Card
Conexant High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor
Screen Resolution
15.6" 16:9 HD LED LCD
Hard Drives
Hitachi HTS545050B9A300 Disk Device 500GB
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.​
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway NV5378u
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
CPU
AMD Athlon II X2 M300
Motherboard
Gateway SJV50TR 0100
Memory
4GB
Graphics Card(s)
AMD M880G with ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200
Sound Card
Conexant High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor
Screen Resolution
15.6" 16:9 HD LED LCD
Hard Drives
Hitachi HTS545050B9A300 Disk Device 500GB
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?​
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Myself
OS
Windows 7 Professional 64bit
CPU
AMD Athlon II X2 240 Regor 2.8GHz
Motherboard
GIGABYTE GA-MA785GMT-UD2H
Memory
4 gigs DDR3 Dual Channel
Graphics Card(s)
Radeon HD 5770 1gig video RAM
Sound Card
Realtek ALC889A
Monitor(s) Displays
Dell E770s 17in
Screen Resolution
1024x768
Hard Drives
1 x 250gb seagate
PSU
Rosewill RP600V2-S-SL 600W
Case
Antec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower
Cooling
4 Fans
Keyboard
Micro Inovations
Mouse
Microsoft optical mouse
Internet Speed
22 mbps download 1 mbps upload
"You don't wanna go down this road with me." -Jack Bauer to a terrorist
 

My Computer

Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Toshiba A500-ST6621
OS
7 Ultimate x64, Vista Ultimate x64, 7 Pro x64, XP Pro x86, Linux Mint Nadia Cinnamon
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T9600 2.80GHz x64
Motherboard
Intel GM45 chipset
Memory
8GB
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4650
Sound Card
N/A
Monitor(s) Displays
single 16:9 widescreen (1366x768)
Hard Drives
Hitachi Travelstar 7K750 5400RPM 750GB
Keyboard
standard Toshiba backlit keyboard w/ numberpad
Internet Speed
N/A
computer mouse is a female coz she's wearing a pad
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Compaq Presario CQ40 502AU
OS
windows 7 professional x64 bit RTM
Motherboard
Compal 30FE
Memory
4G
Graphics Card(s)
ATI radeon HD 3200
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800
“Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.”
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom Build
OS
W7 RTM Ultimate x64
CPU
Intel Q8400 @ 2.66GHZ
Motherboard
Gigabyte GA-EG45M-UD2H
Memory
4GB DDR2-800
Graphics Card(s)
Gainward GTS 450 GLH 1GB Edition
Sound Card
Integrated 8 Channel
Monitor(s) Displays
AOC 23.6 Inch Widescreen LCD
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
Seagate 500GB Internal
Western Digital 1TB Internal

Hitachi 1TB External
PSU
Apevia Java Power 500W
Case
Cooler Master HAF 922 Black
Cooling
Stock Intel CPU Fan
Keyboard
HP SK-2960 Multimedia Keyboard
Mouse
Logitech M350 Wireless Gaming Mouse
Internet Speed
1.5MB
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?

Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Self built
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 32 & 64 -(Boot Camped Snow Leopard on a Mac Mini)
CPU
AMD Athlon A64 X2 6000+ 3.1GHz
Motherboard
DFI LanParty Jr 790GX M2RS
Memory
4GB Corsair XMS RAM
Graphics Card(s)
Gigabyte ATI Radeon HD4550/512MB/DDR3 passive cooled
Sound Card
latest RealTek HD/HDMI drivers
Monitor(s) Displays
Samsung LN40A550 (primary); Zalman 7" LCD (secondary)
Screen Resolution
1920x1080 ; 800x600
Hard Drives
WD Raptor for OS
Seagate 7211 640GB
Two Samsung EcoGreens for TV in RAID 0 = 3TB
Two WD MyBook 1TB externals for B/U and Movies
Optical Drive:
LG GGC-H20L Super Multi Blue BluRay/HD-DVD internal
PSU
Corsair HX520W
Case
Zalman HD160XT
Cooling
Zalman CNPS9500Cu on processor - Four Nexus case fans
Keyboard
Gyration wireless Media Center Keyboard
Mouse
Gyration Cordless Optical Air Mouse
Internet Speed
6344 kbps Down/1043 kbps Up (Comcast cable)
Other Info
HDMI audio/video out to Yamaha RX-V1065 receiver.
All controlled by a Harmony One universal remote.

Four other home built computers plus a Mac Mini, but this is my main Win7 testbed.
I am a Nobody, Nobody is Perfect, there fore I am Perfect -anon
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Medion Erazer (note to self: insert model number) - with custom additions
OS
Windows 10 Pro x64
CPU
Intel Core i5 7400 @ 3.00GHz
Motherboard
OEM supllied with PC
Memory
8GB 2133Mhz DDR4 (OEM supplied)
Graphics Card(s)
Gygabyte Windforce GTX 1050Ti (Factory Overclocked)
Sound Card
Realtek
Monitor(s) Displays
Acer Al1980 + HKC
Screen Resolution
1360*768(HKC) / 1280*1024(Acer)
Hard Drives
1TB Toshiba
1TB WD Caviar Green
120GB Samsung Evo 840
PSU
OEM supplied (no power rating on case)
Case
OEM Supplied
Cooling
Stock
Keyboard
Logitech Wireless
Mouse
Logitect Wireless
Internet Speed
40Mb/s Down 10Mb/s Up
Antivirus
Defender
Browser
Firefox
do you want to float the skin boat into tuna town?
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP dv6519tx
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x64
CPU
1.80 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor T7100
Memory
3 gig ddr2
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8400M GS
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
15.4” WXGA High Definition BrightView Widescreen
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800
Hard Drives
Hitachi 320 GB (5400 rpm)
PSU
90 W AC Power Adapter
Cooling
Kitchen plate under the lappy
Keyboard
101 key compatible
Mouse
Touch Pad with On/Off button and dedicated vertical Scroll
Internet Speed
Three Wireless internet prepaid using E160G USB dongle
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