Jokes Thread 2

[seavixen32]

I probably can't post my response without getting banned. :sarc:
It has nothing to do with your Queen.

Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

SEAVIXEN,
Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
At lease I hope he was...hehehe
Come on Mike give me your best shot!

Can't wait to see it.

 

[panais]

Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

SEAVIXEN,
Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
At lease I hope he was...hehehe
Come on Mike give me your best shot!

Can't wait to see it.

 

[whs]

The Human Body - very informative!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women will be finished reading this by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

 

[Layback Bear]

Do they make thumb stretchers.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Do they make thumb stretchers.

I would rather have the other thing stretched!

 

[panais]

A joke from inside

Ok,for me this is still funny

Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
Have you pulled and reseated it?""

OP ""which memory?""

 

[Maguscreed]

Ok,for me this is still funny

Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
Have you pulled and reseated it?""

OP ""which memory?""

lol when I showed him a picture of it he said "THAT'S RAM"
then completely ignored me, I gave up on that thread from what I'm seeing in my notifications people are still trying to get him to just do the most basic of things without just coming up with some sort of comeback that has nothing to do with 'the price of tea in china' as my aunt used to say.

 

[panais]

Ok,for me this is still funny

Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
Have you pulled and reseated it?""

OP ""which memory?""

lol when I showed him a picture of it he said "THAT'S RAM"
then completely ignored me, I gave up on that thread from what I'm seeing in my notifications people are still trying to get him to just do the most basic of things without just coming up with some sort of comeback that has nothing to do with 'the price of tea in china' as my aunt used to say.

 

[Phone Man]

Do they make thumb stretchers.

I would rather have the other thing stretched!

OUCH!!!

Jim

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

There's just NO hope for you guys.. you stray away too easily.. or did you just forget again.. then begin with what had stayed with you ??:roflmao:
I think that may well be elephant talk.

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

Mike , you have confirmed my point !!!!!.....lol

 

[seavixen32]

Let's face it, only a man could possibly conceive that 2 inches is as good as a foot!

 

[seavixen32]

Probably so, but I'm sure we could stretch things a bit.

 

[seavixen32]

Ain't got a clue!

 

[Maguscreed]

I thought it was a joke thread.

like this old man wanders into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
"I have this horrible problem I married a very attractive much younger woman and all she wants is to have sex all the time"
The doctor pulls out his pad to write up a prescription for viagra when the old man continues
"no doc you don't understand, I can't remember where I live"

 

[Hopalong X]

I thought it was a joke thread.

like this old man wanders into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
"I have this horrible problem I married a very attractive much younger woman and all she wants is to have sex all the time"
The doctor pulls out his pad to write up a prescription for viagra when the old man continues
"no doc you don't understand, I can't remember where I live"

You sure?? When do the jokes start?? :devil:


LPt, Seavixen, Maguscreed and others

I love it. I haven't laughed this much in ....weeks.
I needed some conversating and laughter.

 

[A Guy]

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Generally pooh pooh these things, but on this one I agree

:roflmao:

A Guy

 

[Hopalong X]

Double zipped.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

The trouble with me is I am all.....................THUMBS!

 

[whs]

I sure had a good laugh. I still have tears in my eyes - at 5AM.