Jokes Thread

[jfar]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

 

[valtonray]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

i dont get it.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

i dont get it.

I think it has to do with soccer.

 

[Dwarf]

Nearly, but not quite, Ted. The game is Rugby Rugby union positions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[derekimo]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

You'd think the Beard would have been a dead giveaway.:shock:

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Nearly, but not quite, Ted. The game is Rugby Rugby union positions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Thanks mate.

 

[jfar]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

You'd think the Beard would have been a dead giveaway.:shock:

And the hands that looked like shovels, and the thighs that looked like tree trunks.:shock::shock::shock:

 

[derekimo]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

You'd think the Beard would have been a dead giveaway.:shock:

And the hands that looked like shovels, and the thighs that looked like tree trunks.:shock::shock::shock:

:roflmao:

 

[valtonray]

this makes me glad my girl has a feminine body.

 

[PooMan UK]

Real men's presents

 

[derekimo]

Real men's presents

Yeah they are!

 

[valtonray]

Real men's presents

:roflmao:

 

[jfar]

Ah, that's my kinda drill.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Real men's presents

That's good! :roflmao:

 

[HJA]

Bad......Arrested for indecent exposure.

Adding insult to injury......


Released due to lack of evidence.

 

[valtonray]

Bad......Arrested for indecent exposure.

Adding insult to injury......


Released due to lack of evidence.

:roflmao:

 

[Fluffy]

Nearly, but not quite, Ted. The game is Rugby Rugby union positions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And Rugby League, Union is boring.

 

[mak]

One day wife came house with a goat,:
Husband replied, Why you came with a Buffalo:
Wife: It's not a buffalo, A goat
Husband : Well i am asking that from goat

 

[derekimo]

One day wife came house with a goat,:
Husband replied, Why you came with a Buffalo:
Wife: It's not a buffalo, A goat
Husband : Well i am asking that from goat

:roflmao:
Oh no you dih ent.

 

[D3ftOn3Z]

Here's a short one...

Energizer bunny arrested..Charged with battery.