My Computer
- OS
- window's 7
- CPU
- core 2 quad
- Motherboard
- gigabyte
- Memory
- 2gb corsair
- Graphics Card(s)
- ati hd4850
- Monitor(s) Displays
- lg
- Screen Resolution
- 1600 X 900
- Case
- power logic
- Other Info
- none of the spec above is accurate
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My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Self Assembled
- OS
- Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
- CPU
- Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-4130 CPU @ 3.40GHz
- Motherboard
- Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. B85M-D3H
- Memory
- Corsair Vengence 4GB x2 (8.00GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 798MHz)
- Graphics Card(s)
- 2047MB GeForce GTS 450 (ZOTAC International)
- Sound Card
- Onboard (Realtek High Definition Audio)
- Monitor(s) Displays
- LG Flatron E2040T
- Screen Resolution
- 1600x900
- Hard Drives
- Western Digital 1 TB
Seagate 500 GB
- PSU
- Corsair VS550
- Case
- Cooler Master K380
- Cooling
- Cooler Master Seidon 120V Plus
- Keyboard
- Logitech MK260r
- Mouse
- Logitech MK260r
- Internet Speed
- PMPL Broadband
- Antivirus
- Windows Defender + MBAM
- Browser
- Firefox
- Other Info
- Dell Studio 15" Laptop
My Computer
- OS
- window's 7
- CPU
- core 2 quad
- Motherboard
- gigabyte
- Memory
- 2gb corsair
- Graphics Card(s)
- ati hd4850
- Monitor(s) Displays
- lg
- Screen Resolution
- 1600 X 900
- Case
- power logic
- Other Info
- none of the spec above is accurate
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- The Dominator?
- OS
- Windows Seven Ultimate
- CPU
- AMD Piledriver FX 8320 @ 3.5GHz
- Motherboard
- ASUS M5A97 EVO R2.0
- Memory
- Crucial Ballistix 8GB 1600 MHz DDR3
- Graphics Card(s)
- ASUS GeForce GTX 970 Strix Edition @ 1.114 GHz
- Sound Card
- Integrated
- Monitor(s) Displays
- LG 23EA63V 23" IPS 1080p Monitor
- Screen Resolution
- 1920x1080
- Hard Drives
- Samsung SSD 840 EVO 120 GB
1x WD GreenPower 500GB 7200RPM
1 External HDD 1TB
- PSU
- Corsair CX500
- Case
- Zalman Z9 Plus
- Cooling
- CPU - Corsair Hydro H80i, Case - 3x Aerocool Shark Edition
- Keyboard
- Xenta Backlit Keyboard (Not very good!)
- Mouse
- Logitech G400
- Internet Speed
- Download: 7 mb/s Upload: 0.76 mb/s
- Antivirus
- Microsoft Security Essentials
- Browser
- Google Chrome
- Other Info
- Overclockers UK Desk Pad 89 x 45 cm
1200x730x600mm Desk
Using Virtual Audio Cable to split stereo sound into Audio Technica ATH-M50 headphones and Logitech X-530 speakers.
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- * BFK Customs *
- OS
- W 7 64-bit Ultimate
- CPU
- Intel Q9550 Yorkfield
- Motherboard
- ASUS P5Q Pro
- Memory
- 8GB Dominator 8500C5D
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI : XFX 5870
- Sound Card
- Realtek HD Audio 7-1
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 1x 47" LCD HDMI & 3x 26" LCD HDMI
- Screen Resolution
- 1920x1080P & 1920x1200
- Hard Drives
- 1x 80GB Intel X25-M G2 SSD : 1x 500GB & 1x 640GB WD Caviar Black(s)
- PSU
- Corsair 620HX
- Case
- Cooler Master RC-690
- Cooling
- Tuniq Tower 120, 2x 140mm and 3x 120mm case fans
- Keyboard
- Microsoft 500
- Mouse
- Razer Diamondback 3G
- Internet Speed
- 14 Mb/s
- Other Info
- 1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack
- Local time
- 5:18 PM
- Messages
- 1,957
:roflmao:
My Computer
- OS
- Windows XP - Now Windows 7 Home Premium (64-bit).
- Local time
- 5:18 PM
- Messages
- 1,957
we have seven now mister 
My Computer
- OS
- window's 7
- CPU
- core 2 quad
- Motherboard
- gigabyte
- Memory
- 2gb corsair
- Graphics Card(s)
- ati hd4850
- Monitor(s) Displays
- lg
- Screen Resolution
- 1600 X 900
- Case
- power logic
- Other Info
- none of the spec above is accurate
The Hunter walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting the Hunter in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well Sir, I have some good news and some bad news . . . The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot ."
"What's the bad news?" asked the Hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I reckon that isn't too bad," the Hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's in the Larkhall Flute Band. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your face."
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well Sir, I have some good news and some bad news . . . The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot ."
"What's the bad news?" asked the Hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I reckon that isn't too bad," the Hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's in the Larkhall Flute Band. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your face."
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Mesh 955 XGS
- OS
- Windows 7 64 bit
- CPU
- Athlon X4 955 Black edition
- Motherboard
- ASUS M4A78 Pro
- Memory
- 8GB DDR2
- Graphics Card(s)
- 1x Radeon 4890
- Monitor(s) Displays
- IIyama ProLite E2208HDS
- Screen Resolution
- 1920X1080p
- Hard Drives
- 2x 1TB Samsung SATA2
1x 320GB IDE
- PSU
- 600 watt
- Cooling
- Standard
- Keyboard
- MS wireless 6000
- Mouse
- MS wireless laser 7000
- Internet Speed
- Not as fast as it should be......
this one cracks me up
My Computer
- OS
- window's 7
- CPU
- core 2 quad
- Motherboard
- gigabyte
- Memory
- 2gb corsair
- Graphics Card(s)
- ati hd4850
- Monitor(s) Displays
- lg
- Screen Resolution
- 1600 X 900
- Case
- power logic
- Other Info
- none of the spec above is accurate
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Self Built
- OS
- Win 10 Pro x64
- CPU
- Intel I5-2500K @3.3GHz
- Motherboard
- Asrock P67 Extreme4
- Memory
- 16GB G.Skill Ripjaws X (4x4GB)
- Graphics Card(s)
- EVGA GeForce 750 Ti SC 2GB
- Sound Card
- ASUS Xonar DG 5.1 Channels 24-bit 96KHz PCI Interface Sound
- Monitor(s) Displays
- auria eq2367
- Screen Resolution
- 1920 x 1080
- Hard Drives
- 250GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD
1TB WD Blue
1TB Hitachi
- PSU
- SeaSonic X 650W 80 Plus Gold
- Case
- Corsair Obsidian 750D
- Cooling
- Corsair H60, Three 140mm case fans
- Keyboard
- Logitech Wireless Keyboard K520
- Mouse
- Logitech Wireless Mouse M310
- Internet Speed
- Wave Broadband ~ 100 dn 5 up
- Antivirus
- Windows Defender, Malwarebytes Premium
- Browser
- Edge, IE11, Chrome
- Other Info
- Laptop specs: HP g7-1365dx /
CPU: AMD A6-3420M APU with Radeon(tm) HD Graphics /
RAM: Crucial 8Gb (2x4Gb) /
SSD: Crucial M4-CT128M4SSD2 ATA Device/ FW 000F /
GFX: AMD Radeon HD 6520G /
OS: Windows 10 Pro x64
Nice one.
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
- OS
- Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
- CPU
- Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
- Motherboard
- Samsung Electronics
- Memory
- 6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
- Graphics Card(s)
- AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
- Sound Card
- Realtek High Definition Audio
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
- Internet Speed
- sucks
- Antivirus
- Microsoft Security Essentials
- Browser
- Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
when i'm creative and boring...
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- built up
- OS
- windows 7
- CPU
- Phenom II AMD Dragon 3.5Ghz
- Memory
- DDR3 4GB
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Radeon 512Mb
- Monitor(s) Displays
- HP L1506
- Screen Resolution
- 1152 x 864
- Hard Drives
- WDC 1 TB SATA-II Green Power
- Keyboard
- HP wireless keyboard
- Mouse
- HP Optic
- Internet Speed
- 1GB
this one cracks me up
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: Unbelievable!
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Home built
- OS
- Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
- CPU
- Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz
- Motherboard
- ASUS P4P800-VM Motherboard Chipset: Intel 865G + ICH5
- Memory
- 2.50 GB RAM
- Graphics Card(s)
- NVIDIA GeForce 7600 GS
- Sound Card
- SoundMax Integrated Digital Audio (Chip)
- Monitor(s) Displays
- ViewSonic VX 1962 wm
- Screen Resolution
- 1680 X 1050
- Hard Drives
- Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 80 GB
ST380215A ATA Device 18.6 GB
Western Digital "My Book" external hard drive 750 GB
- Cooling
- Fan based
- Keyboard
- Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 2000 v10 USB
- Mouse
- Logitec optic USB
- Internet Speed
- 3.01 Mb/s download 0.64 Mb/s upload
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- * BFK Customs *
- OS
- W 7 64-bit Ultimate
- CPU
- Intel Q9550 Yorkfield
- Motherboard
- ASUS P5Q Pro
- Memory
- 8GB Dominator 8500C5D
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI : XFX 5870
- Sound Card
- Realtek HD Audio 7-1
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 1x 47" LCD HDMI & 3x 26" LCD HDMI
- Screen Resolution
- 1920x1080P & 1920x1200
- Hard Drives
- 1x 80GB Intel X25-M G2 SSD : 1x 500GB & 1x 640GB WD Caviar Black(s)
- PSU
- Corsair 620HX
- Case
- Cooler Master RC-690
- Cooling
- Tuniq Tower 120, 2x 140mm and 3x 120mm case fans
- Keyboard
- Microsoft 500
- Mouse
- Razer Diamondback 3G
- Internet Speed
- 14 Mb/s
- Other Info
- 1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Compal JFT02 (Custom Build Laptop)
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
- CPU
- Intel Core 2 Duo T9300 2.5 GHz
- Motherboard
- JFT02
- Memory
- 4GB Kingston DDR2-800
- Graphics Card(s)
- NVIDIA Geforce 8600M GT (512MB Model)
- Sound Card
- Realtek HD Audio
- Monitor(s) Displays
- WUXGA Standard Laptop Display
- Screen Resolution
- 1680*1050
- Hard Drives
- Toshiba 320GB 5400RPM Laptop HD
- PSU
- Standard Laptop Power Supply
- Case
- Standard Laptop Case
- Cooling
- Standard Laptop Cooling
- Keyboard
- Standard Laptop 105 Key-Keyboard
- Mouse
- Synaptics Touchpad
- Internet Speed
- Verizion Online DSL 3360/864 kbs (dl/up)
:roflmao::roflmao:
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- built up
- OS
- windows 7
- CPU
- Phenom II AMD Dragon 3.5Ghz
- Memory
- DDR3 4GB
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Radeon 512Mb
- Monitor(s) Displays
- HP L1506
- Screen Resolution
- 1152 x 864
- Hard Drives
- WDC 1 TB SATA-II Green Power
- Keyboard
- HP wireless keyboard
- Mouse
- HP Optic
- Internet Speed
- 1GB
You didn't come up with the idea for the "Double Down" sandwich they are selling at KFC right now, did you? The one that has no bread, just chicken(as the bread) and cheese and bacon and "special sauce":shock: ?
My apologies for the picture quality shown here, but you get the general idea. It may or may not taste good, but it can't be very good for you.
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My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd.
- OS
- Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
- CPU
- Intel Core 2 Duo E8400
- Motherboard
- Gigabyte GA-EP35-DS3R
- Memory
- 2x 2GB OCZ DDR II SDRAM PC2-6400
- Graphics Card(s)
- NVIDIA GeForce 9400GT
- Monitor(s) Displays
- HP 2009m(primary), Acer P191W
- Screen Resolution
- 1600x900, 1440x900
- Hard Drives
- Internal:WD Caviar Black 640GB 32MB cache 7200RPM
External:Samsung Story Station 1TB HDD desktop drive
500GB Toshiba portable drive
- PSU
- Antec Earthwatts EA500D
- Case
- Antec Sonata III
- Cooling
- 4 fans
- Keyboard
- Logitech Wave
- Mouse
- Logitech M-SBF90
- Internet Speed
- Slow due to home Wireless-G router
- Antivirus
- MSE, Hitman Pro, Malwarebytes
- Browser
- Chrome and Palemoon
- Other Info
- Laptop....Acer 5750Z-4835
15.6" HD Widescreen CineCrystal™ LED-backlit LCD Display: (1366x768 resolution, 16:9 aspect ratio)
Intel® Pentium® Processor B940 (2.0GHz, 2MB L3 cache)
Windows® 7 Home Premium,500GB Hard Drive,4GB DDR3 RAM, Intel® HD Graphics,8X DVD-Super Multi Double-Layer Drive
Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader,802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi
Chrome and Palemoon, MSE, Hitman Pro
This dangerous...
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- built up
- OS
- windows 7
- CPU
- Phenom II AMD Dragon 3.5Ghz
- Memory
- DDR3 4GB
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Radeon 512Mb
- Monitor(s) Displays
- HP L1506
- Screen Resolution
- 1152 x 864
- Hard Drives
- WDC 1 TB SATA-II Green Power
- Keyboard
- HP wireless keyboard
- Mouse
- HP Optic
- Internet Speed
- 1GB
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