Alright, wow, just woooooow.
I worked on my problem looking for a solution for about 18 hours now. I ended up laying on my bed in defeat, when my father comes in, points at my AT&T U-Verse television connector, when he asks if I could hard wire my computer into it. I went "There is no way in hell that will work." But I walked over to it, spied at the back and lo and behold, there was an Ethernet slot in it. I grabbed my cable and ran it through and now I have a flawless connection.
I want to thank you two for your help and I'm really sorry we couldn't resolve it. I would have rather fixed the issue, but I will take this solution for as long as I can. Again, I'm sorry and I'm really appreciative of the help.