New Error Messages planned for Windows 7

[NormCameron]

New Error Messages planned for Windows 7 …


The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort ?etry (P)anic
New Error Messages planned for Windows 7 …

 

[skunksmash]

lol.... that sounds about right



SK

 

[Mark]

ROFL, Good one Norm.

 

[Joe]

Rofl

 

[z3r010]

23) Go back to XP as your too stupid to use anything else.

 

[Mark]

23) Go back to XP as your too stupid to use anything else.

Seems like this might have to be your new Sig as most new users of Windows 7 will be straight from XP

 

[Se7en kbs]

Lol :d

 

[smarteyeball]

24) OBSOLETETECH.SYS Upgrade your hardware you cheap ba*tard? (Y/N)

25) CHEAPBASTARD.SYS Error: User cheap. Reverting to Obsolete OS.

26) DENIAL.SYS Error: Old Hardware not at fault. New OS too bloated.
* Dependancies - OBSOLETETECH.SYS and CHEAPBASTARD.SYS*

 

[DiamondNRG]

27) 4 cores can not properly perform this operation. Please replace with core i7 system and retry.

 

[NormCameron]

24) OBSOLETETECH.SYS Upgrade your hardware you cheap ba*tard? (Y/N)

25) CHEAPBASTARD.SYS Error: User cheap. Reverting to Obsolete OS.

26) DENIAL.SYS Error: Old Hardware not at fault. New OS too bloated.
* Dependancies - OBSOLETETECH.SYS and CHEAPBASTARD.SYS*

LOL

Norm

 

[Sleep]

I lol'd.

 

[johngalt]

28) Beat on the brat...Beat on the brat...Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!

(May JR RIP)

 

[bambi]

That made me lol. Thanks

-baMBi-

 

[tdk08]

Seems like this might have to be your new Sig as most new users of Windows 7 will be straight from XP

that made me laugh, ahhh i hate vista...

and

28) Internet Explorer 8 available for download, make surfing even slower (Y/N)?

 

[darkassain]

Rolfmao

 

[garysgold]

ROFL. Good one Norm.

 

[badger]

#11) "Keyboard error or no keyboard present. Press F1 to continue" - I've actually seen that one on this PC! Great post.

 

[johngalt]

Yeah, the infamous DELL BIOS's used to do that.

 

[Lebon14]

#30 - Your CPU cannot use x86 infracture - Re-installing Windows can solve the problem

 

[Xnyehelo]

I laughed at the "Keyboard not attached press F1 to continue"