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[Zidane24]

I forgive you on one condition: If I ever decide to have a sex-change operation, you'll have a dinner date with me!

What the hell? To me that would be spooky

 

[pparks1]

I forgive you on one condition: If I ever decide to have a sex-change operation, you'll have a dinner date with me!

My wife might not appreciate it, but you gotta do what you gotta do, right???? And I don't want any forum enemies...so you gotta it.

 

[darkassain]

I forgive you on one condition: If I ever decide to have a sex-change operation, you'll have a dinner date with me!

 

[Kari]

What the hell? To me that would be spooky

Not ment to be spooky. I just had to say it; the other day when I was writing about this he or she theme, Germans here not learning my name belongs to a man, it was because earlier that day I had had a converstaion about this. My mate then said "If you choose to have the operation, let's date!" I thought then it was a good joke and sended it here further.

But you are right in that sence that seeing it written it is no longer as funny as when my mate said it spontaniously.

Kari

EDIT: The post in question edited by OP, the bad joke deleted to maintain the moral standards of this forum.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Not ment to be spooky. I just had to say it; the other day when I was writing about this he or she theme, Germans here not learning my name belongs to a man, it was because earlier that day I had had a converstaion about this. My mate then said "If you choose to have the operation, let's date!" I thought then it was a good joke and sended it here further.

But you are right in that sence that seeing it written it is no longer as funny as when my mate said it spontaniously.

Kari

If I were you, I'd watch "my mate".

 

[Zidane24]

If I were you, I'd watch "my mate".

lmao that was funny

 

[Kari]

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It seems that I am unable to learn from my own mistakes. Not everybody can understand every bad joke, must remember that in the future. When trying to be witty, I sometimes offend people without realizing it.
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So. Time for a pub round before closing time.

Kari

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

You're alright Kari, don't sweat the small stuff.

 

[chuckr]

My mate told German IRS is planning to introduce a new and simpler form, only 3 questions:

1. How much did you earn last year?
2. Where do you have the money?
3. When can we come to collect your money?

Sounds like the new IRS form, but we have the 'Paperwork Reduction Act' here, so ours is therefore shorter:

1. How much did you make?
2. How much did you spend?
3. Where's the rest?

But, after the official shortened form, there's an extra printed page,

required to explain the 'Paperwork Reduction Act'...

 

[Kari]

You're alright Kari, don't sweat the small stuff.

Thanks

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[Kari]

Thank you guys for the new badge!

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Thank you guys for the new badge!

Congratulations Kari!

 

[Tews]

Thank you guys for the new badge!

Congratulations Kari!! You deserve it!!

 

[tw33k]

always good to see someone get a new badge...onya mate!!

 

[Barman58]

Congratulations Kari

Welcome to the dark side

 

[mickey megabyte]

done kari!

have some cake:

 

[Kari]

Thanks mates! I'll have a cigar and single malt later, now I must first prepare a press release...


Kari

 

[chuckr]

Congratulations, Kari !!!

Life is good-er!

Chuck

 

[Kari]

Well that, and the ten ton truck that ran over me.

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The admins should make a new button for <off topic> Redirect </off> and place it next to "Post Reply" button.

Would make it easier at least for me; have noticed that there around 4th or 5th post I make to whatever topic, it starts - at least for me - to be difficult to stay on topic

 

[Kari]

Open <off topic> Redirect </off> in new tab. Create post. Permalink. Copy URL. Toggle back to topic deviation. Post reply. Type "<off topic> Redirect </off>". Insert hyperlink. Paste URL. Submit reply.

I'm too lazy! My suggestion would make it with one click!

The majority of posts in this thread are submiited by an extremely limited SF population sample. The most easily distracted, perhaps. A small circle of friends, as it were.

This topic together with "Today" is the main reason I'm sitting right here, at 5AM. I know I'll pay a terrible price tomorrow (no s***! Tonight) when Mrs. is back and I'm too tired to pretend to be interested when she tells everything about her weekend.