QUESTIONS?

[Maguscreed]

Where does the light go when you turn it off?

It's your basic divide by zero situation.

 

[FredeGail]

Where does the light go when you turn it off?

It gets absorbed by the materials in the room.

 

[rigz]

Where does the light go when you turn it off?

i dont think you can turn off lights..maybe SWITCHES..yes.

 

[JeremyAlexander]

to make little boys ask questions that's what my dad always said.
Hey but you guys are all like uber geniuses so here's a stupid question:
I have a resonably nice 1900x1080 monitor 22 or something inch monitor and it works great but I like to play blitz chess on gameknot http://gameknot.com/blitz_beta.pl and it's way too small so I have to change the resolution to play and then back. Back in the olden days I rember there used to be a way you could achieve that with a command line switch in a batch file, but I can't seem to figure out how to do this nowadays and it is just an incovience and not worthy of your time but since your pondering philosphy and such maybe somebody has an idea how to do this. I would like something that would change the resolution stay open or on while I loose at chess and then make everything go back all pretty the way it was when I'm done. Any Ideas?

 

[Hopalong X]

Where does the light go when you turn it off?

i dont think you can turn off lights..maybe SWITCHES..yes.

Then where is the switch on a firefly?

I know it was stolen by the mosquito on the "What are mosquito's good for?" thread.

 

[FredeGail]

What word does humanity use for the opposite of thirsty?

 

[profdlp]

What word does humanity use for the opposite of thirsty?

Slaked.

 

[FredeGail]

What word does humanity use for the opposite of thirsty?

Slaked.

Wauw, never heard that one before

 

[Hopalong X]

moist, quenched, satisfied, wet

Thirsty Synonyms, Thirsty Antonyms | Thesaurus.com

 

[Layback Bear]

I was looking for a formula to measure whether all the water in the world was once urine, I figured it out. One beer in two beers out. At one time it must of been. Could someone check my math.

 

[profdlp]

I was looking for a formula to measure whether all the water in the world was once urine, I figured it out. One beer in two beers out. At one time it must of been. Could someone check my math.

Preliminary calculations:

 

[alfred01]

Where's the bathroom?

 

[PeaB4YouGo]

And, you have to consider the definition of "urine". Urine, in and of itself, is a relatively new secretion in the animal world. I mean, there has ALWAYS been some form of elimination, but, urine was a product of evolution. Some animal found that releasing a liquid, concentrated with urea, unused blood gases and other waste, was somehow of benefit.

All I know is, "we" as a species may not have drunk, and then urinated, every water molecule on the planet, but I've given it my share of effort.

That one made me think.

I was looking for a formula to measure whether all the water in the world was once urine, I figured it out. One beer in two beers out. At one time it must of been. Could someone check my math.

 

[JeremyAlexander]

I think your forgetting that it takes over a 6 pack of water to produce 1 beer.
My unanswerable question is why is it that the less someone knows about computers the more CRAP they install on it?

 

[zigzag3143]

Its called the law of inverse proportions. Garbage in more garbage out.

Wisdom it seems is often missed.

 

[FredeGail]

What is the answer to everything?

According to the popular Science-fiction comic: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, it is 42!

 

[Layback Bear]

Thanks profdlp. I knew their had to be some kind of math formula to answer the question. Adding Crap to a computer enhances the traffic flow to this forum.
P.S. Check out my new specs.

 

[profdlp]

Thanks profdlp. I knew their had to be some kind of math formula to answer the question.

My dad taught math for over 50 years and always told me that if you can't explain something mathematically then it's just an opinion. Glad to be of help.

Adding Crap to a computer enhances the traffic flow to this forum.

See! There is a reason for it!

P.S. Check out my new specs.

Very nice, Layback!

 

[Lordbob75]

Why is this thread title in all caps?

~Lordbob

 

[profdlp]

Why is this thread title in all caps?

~Lordbob

Because they are QUESTIONS, man! They need ANSWERS! Hopefully SOON, before the people in the BLACK HELICOPTERS land and haul me off to GITMO and WATERBOARD me!!!!1!!1!

Now, let me see...where did I leave my tinfoil hat?...